I have an Epipen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
Paper bag goes to see the doctor. "Doctor, I've got a terrible disease" he said. "I'm afraid it's hereditary" the doctor replied "Your mother may have been a carrier"
A doctor told me that there are seven million Americans who are overweight. But I think those might just be round figures.
True: A former FBI agent named Michael German went undercover with white supremacist groups. That's kind of funny. In knew a guy named Joe Economy who was head of finance for a company [long gone by now I'm sure] I also worked with an American-born Chinese man whose parents moved here while Truman was President. So in honor of President Truman, he was named Harry - Harry Dong.
Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? A: After the accident? Q: Before the accident. A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it. http://www.jokesclean.com/Legal/
A problem was discovered with Magnetic Resonance Imagine [MRI] machines. The intense magnetic field used for the studies causes iron in the blood to retain a magnetic field after the study is complete. This results in magnetosis. Symptoms include the strong tendency to walk North. [I've managed to hook a good number of medical doctors with this one - I didn't give the punch line until they were worried]
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
I am seeing spots after the eclipse. They said to use eye protection so I used SPF 15 in my eyes. But I guess I needed SPF 30.
I am still trying to figure out why Little Black Sambo's tigers turned into butter by running in circles around a tree. Are there books about Little White Billy-Bob too?
