Smartie's Bar & Grill #68

I have a tshirt I got out at Rocky Mountain Nation Park: Bring a compass, it's awkward when you have to eat your friends.
I suppose people will do some pretty rough things to survive, but I honestly don't believe I could.

 

There is a chapter in every survival manual about this topic.

The main mistake that people make who are in this situation is that they wait TOO LONG before they start to cannibalize. Beyond a certain point, roughly 21 days (3 weeks), if you have not had any food your body will start to cannibalize itself to protect your brain and other organs, at the expense of your muscles. Then you become paralyzed and will die whether you eat or not. At this point you need hospitalization and nourishment by I/V in order to cheat death and recover.

So don't wait too long.

In history, German & Russian & Judean people who have been besieged by war have had to eat their own infants and children. And the biblical prophecies even talk about this horror - the worst horror of all horrors.

So make sure you know how to eat bugs, mice, and rats, so that you don't need to eat other people right away. Generally speaking, anything tastes better roasted than raw. And roasting kills the germs in it, although it also kills the vitamins in it too. Meat has vitamins in the blood, but if you roast it this kills them.

People are food after all. Sharks, bears, and crocodiles know this very well.

 

Speaking of food, my dinner/breakfast is baking now:

- Mary Callendar's chicken pot pie

- McCormick gravy mix made for it plus 1 slice of butter in it

- orange juice to drink.

When you buy a gallon of orange juice it lasts a long time.

 

i did not know this, we are ruled by the descendants of survivors who ate their infants and children to live.

the compassionate ones euthanized themselves and their families, which is why mercy is not a survival trait in a world dominated by cannibals.

i'm a coward who will pledge allegiance to cannibals and do as they say in the hope they do not eat me.

 

Cant imagine the mind that came up with that storyline. Definitely one of the most disturbing movies Ive seen.. and I'm usually a fan of weird.

 

There is a Bedding war that has only intensified in the
last year.Not just with the Casper Mattress but also this new
version of memory foam ... The Purple Mattress.
Making the case that memory foam is now old hat.That it tends
to flatten after a few years use and of course leaves an Impression
of one's body.
There really is no winning in a Mattress War.
I finally saw a web ad where it rated the top 10 best
Pillows.And - My Pillow - was not mentioned.That is Great.
They had pillows for every kind of sleeping malady.From droolers to
back sleepers to side sleepers.
My Pillow is a crock.It's 100 % Blitzkreig Ad frenzy.
Because I have the proof.Mike Lindel is both a Liar and a
Fraud.He wrote a book about his ability to out B.S. anyone.
Because he was a Coke addict.
I have a 2011 My Pillow in the original box.It's a One Piece
memory Foam.After just a few nights I developed a severe neck
pain.Had to eventually go to the doctor and get an X-ray.
I went right back to the pillow I was using.
I called Lindel's " supposed " world class hot-line and
explain my problem.The gal that answered was scripted.
She hung up on me.I called back and again questioned why
she kept up the front the My Pillow was never a one piece memory
Foam.On the first call she said it was probably their " Classic "
My Pillow.I said but it's One Piece memory Foam.Not chopped-up
pieces of memory foam.She said Hold On and she'll find out.
That is when the phone line disconnected and I called back.
The same Gal answered and again after a few questions hung up.
That is Fraud Mike Lindell's World-class Hot line.
This way going on 2-3 years ago.I am particularly peeved
that Conservative Talk Radio Host Mike Gallagher is totally
sold on and practically Adores Mike Lindel.Gallagher constantly
praises and insists that My Pillow is ABSOLUTELY The best Pillow ever.
He has numerous My Pillow.For travelling.Im think he also got one
for his Pet Rory who ended up passing a few months ago.
But his constant pleading about how Fantastic and a Must buy,
My Pillow ... borders on some form of sickness.
I need to find out why.It doesn't make sense.Even if Radio Networks
collect a huge sum from plugging My Pillow ... it still makes no sense.
Unless Advertising Agencies have corrupted to such a degree
those they can use { Like AM Radio } by Insisitng unreal advertising claims
as long as the Product moves.

 

I was shocked to see the My Pillow sold at the local Costco Store. And they are very expensive. I figured it was a fraud.

 

Well darlin, us humans have always sought comfort wherever we can find it. My Pillows aside, the new mattresses are reasonably priced and very comfortable. My first was from Walmart as an interim til i decided what size bed I wanted. New one is from Home Depot (online)... same material, but hybrid (also has coils), california king. (no calif jokes, plz). Metal frame, no box spring.

My Pillow is way overpriced, whatever its made from. But a gf swears by em and every bed in her home has to have em. I compromised and tried a set from Nap You. 2 for $59. I'll let you know if theyre worth it. Everything is airing up (shipped flattened).

Technology, dumplin. Be there or be square.

 

Hey, Robert. Yeah, My Pillows are sold at retail stores now, but at the same price. I checked into a 'special' they had for 2 regular and 2 travel pillows. Over $200, marked down from over $300. Thats crazy.

 

Salty Dog?

 

I never under any circumstances would pay that sum of money for pillows. I think at Costco two of them were about $90.

 

Those Harp twins are outstanding and I have posted some of their videos here in the past.

 

Weird doesn't bug me.But sickening weird in the form of
nauseauting surreal { Dream-like Reality } I can't handle.
- Eraserhead - { 1977 } I refuse to watch it.
The Original - Texas Chain Saw Massacre - {1974 } is
another one.
Plus - Hostel - { 2005 } which is just a torture flick.
I remember once being in my favorite Video Store.I went
twice a week.They had the finest collection of movies in my
region of the Country.I ended up spending around $ 12 dollars
twice a week on rentals.
On one occasion there was this guy [ really creepy } and he
was almost salivating on certain type horror movies.The most
gruesome and bloodiest.Like - Hostel -.I tried to talk movies with him
and he was like so embedded with Gruesome and Torture flicks he
was beyond reason.It was like it made his day.His week.His every being.
Plus,like I said he had this weird look about him.Like I was standing right
among a true-blue Sadist.He acted like some Sadio/Masochist unleashed.
I kept an eye out for that guy at that Video Store,ever since.
I saw him a couple times over the years.I really wanted to pick a
fight with him.But I'm a gentleman.I went to a boarding school
as a Freshman in High school.I saw firsthand a bona fide Sadist.
He used to walk up to kids after school at the mail room which also
had a snack bar.He would pick out a certain type student.
One who appeared kind of skittish.I saw this Sadist do this a
few times.He would pick out a scared looking kid and walk up
to real casual like as if he was a friend.The he's take his hand { a few fingers}
and grab a mop of hair and pull super hard until it was yanked out.
He did this while smirking a sick satisfied smirk.Like how easy it was.

 

what was practiced in that movie was called a 'Fecal Microbiota Transplant'.

hitler believed blonde christians were superior and did this medical procedure with blonde women.

readers please don't try this at home, consuming the poop of your betters for their superpowers of healing and intelligence should only be done with proper medical supervision.

https://news.weill.cornell.edu/news...ffective-for-patients-with-ulcerative-colitis

 

the world is made up of sadists and masochists, the sadists are the ones who keep the masochists safe in return for abusing them, preferably consensual for the masochists

unfortunately most masochists are not as privileged as the one in the movie 50 shades of grey.

 

It was a blockbuster hit - $255 mil gross.
So, their is obviously a big audience for movies with a serious recycling theme.

 

Still wonder about that middle girl. Gives the song Stuck in the Middle With You a whole new meaning.

 

Carlin had a point. America sure "bombed the hell outta" those brown Serbians and Germans.

 

Happy St Patricks Day, barflies. May you live as long as you want and never want for as long as you live!