Smartie's Bar & Grill #68

I'm sorry, the visual of Phyllis Diller in a short skirt is... Just. Don't.

 

Noooo, like a rule of the thread. It has always been no politics, always and forever. Now go stand in the corner for forgetting.

 

Some people are too nervous to be drinking coffee.

 

So then the name of the site - PoliticalForum.com is a
misnomer.A play on words.
Before a Miss Smarthmouthwoman Thread was there ever
a thread that did no allow any political comments.
If not then someone is pulling someone{S] leg.
Like a wishbone.
I don't care to post politics here,But don't dare assume you
have authority to make demands out of a thread.
That is being Uppity.
You don't wanna be an Uppity now do you.

 

Oh for petes sake. Why is it always whiney assed men that ruin it for everyone. Dont like the rules of this thread? Go hang out someplace else.

 

Boo boo

 

I'm from the west side. Those people over on the east side were considered weird.

Amrap!

 

Someone needs to put up a YouTube of - Papa-Oom - Mow-Mow -.

 

A copy editor might help . And you can hire one on the cheap now - The New York Times fired all of theirs.

 

Dat bee the guy.A true Dig Daddio.
Cuz one has to work especially hard to be Dat Kool.
Kool does not come easily.Some Rock Stars believe it does.
Some comics.Some actors.And yes,I imagine some Butchers
and Bakers and Candle Stick Makers.
But they bee only kiddin' theyself.It's true an ability as
inherent as dunking a basketball and/or throwing a 90mph + Fastball.
Or merely playing a likeable schmuck as Jerry Lewis demonstrated
and Chris Farley lived down or tried to.

 

Let's hear it now, folks!

Fri-day, Fri-day, Fri-day!!

Sorry yios, I have no clue what day it is for you.....

 

Gmornin, earthlings. (U2 Foolie) Gonna be another hot one. *copies sentence to paste til Oct*

Pulled an all nighter last night... slept 12 hrs.

 

Today's projected high temperature is 65°F.

Take that, beatches!

 

Dont even remember 65. We're 85 at midnight. ~swelter~

 

Nah, too chilly. I like a nice moderate 75-80 degrees during the day, 60 at night.

I've had my fill of 6-8 months of winter, that's why I moved south of the Mason-Dixon.

 

Camptown Ladies sing that song. Do dah do dah. All the Do Dah Day.

 

Because I have so much overtime at work, they are giving me 3 days off.

So this is like a holiday weekend for me.

Then on Monday I will go to an all day seminar related to work.

Funny though I could sleep-in I still woke up at the usual 0500AM this morning.

But after doing a few chores I then went back to bed and took a morning nap.

Then off to the liquor store to replenish my booze supply. Don't like to let this run low.

Right now I have a box of red Sangria, white Pinot Grigio, two bottles of red plum wine, one bottle of milky unfiltered sake, and 4 small flasks of Everclear moonshine.

My typical evening aperitif consists of one shot of the Everclear into a beer glass filled with one of the others. That is the equivalent of 3 normal drinks. Works like a charm to help the digestion and get me to sleep immediately.

Because I could be called-in to work anytime, I can't drink until after 9PM.

I am back onto day shifts now, normally working from 0700AM to 7:00PM or later.

Breakfast today was a bowl of granola cereal with milk.

Lunch was popcorn while I watch the World Cup in Russia on TV.

Dinner will be either homemade chicken noodle soup or else seafood ramen soup, both with added vegies.

 

We have been having 90's in the daytime and 80's at night as we approach Summer Solstice.

 

For me it is Friday too -- and of a long weekender.

 

75℉ is about the point where we walk around like dogs with our tongues hanging out up here.

 

Anything in the 70's is really mild.

And the 80's all depend if you are stuck in the direct sun or not.

90's is always hot.

And 100's torrid.

I don't know how Zonies survive.

 

I like fridays. Working 4-10’s it’s a day off. Busted 100 rounds of sporting clays. Oooh look, it’s beer 30!

 

Holy smokes!