Smartie's Bar & Grill #70

Nah.....I climbed back down. She was only 6'10.

 

Thinking about me again, huh?

 

You have no idea how loud I just laughed over that....

 

Bah humbug Superbowl.

 

The Saints were robbed.

 

Love the Whole Foods markets and have been to the one in Baton Rouge, Birmingham, Jacksonville, and Destin. Organic tastes better. You should try organic in the future.

 

Yeah, everytime I hear Big Bad Leroy Brown..lol.

 

Danger, Danger robots could have sharp objects.

 

If I had them I probably would. Man can never improve on something God made.

 

My nextdoor neighbor stopped by today. He seems to be doing okay. He also seemed pretty happy that so much wood has been saved. He said "you can't find wood like that unless you special order." So I told him you can't buy that wood anymore period. 3/4 is what you get now and what we have here is 7/8. It is also Longleaf pine over 200 years old when harvested. It has a natural insect repellents but is subject to termites..in places. Then I showed him how much we cleaned up.....nails and such. And then I showed him a piece of t&g with the paint sanded off. He was impressed. Also showed him the siding on the side of my house....and he said...."You can't hardly hurt that stuff." Told him keeping it straight between windows was the hardest part. When the siding goes over the top of the window it has to be at the same level on both sides of the window. That way it meets up. I have yet to show him a final finished t&g plank . I mean sanded down and linseed oil applied. That oil makes the wood hard as a rock. The grain has an iridescent quality almost like a Tiger Eye gemstone. And that is sanding with 80 grit. Ain't had time to finish much wood. ....
Just been gitten...while the gitten is good.

 

Does have quite pretty gams.
I'm a Gam Man.And a shoulder guy.
Of course a boob fan.
My latest take on what makes a toots a real toots.
Their ability to look good in hats.Doris Day was
a paramount example.She picked hats for her TV Show
- The Doris Day Show - that fit better and looked more snazzy
than any mannequin in a window.Of course Jackie O looked splendid in
her pillbox hat and the Queen in any hat.
The difference being Doris Day was as athletic,quick and
responsive when duty calls.Usually some little pesky snafu
rearing it's head.Doris was on it like Ducks on a june bug.
As American and wholesome and good-natured fair as any
Woman I ever saw.She'd a made a fantastic Nun.However nuns
aren't afforded Titles { besides Mother Superior } like Priests with
their Parish Pastors then Arch-bishops,then Bishops,then Cardinals.
If there was a chance for a Pope to be Female,then Someone like
Doris Day would be a fine candidate.Even though Doris liked
to flirt and date.Which of course God Intended.

 

More not so fun facts quiz concerning Old Man Winter.
1.) How many Hours did Chicago { Windy city } spend in below
O temperature ?
2.) How many flights were cancelled ?
How many Bags of Potato chips and cheeseburgers would
either Chris Farley of John Belushi have put away in this same
cold snap while in their beloved Windy city. { No right or wrong answer }

 

Well considering it was still below this morning at least up until 7am. 55hrs.

Over a 1000 flights on Wednesday. Over 300 yesterday.

For Farley and Belushi…..depends on how much weed they were smoking.

 

Yeah I am a Leg, and Ass -et man too.

 

Sorry to get back late.It was 52 hrs. and 1700 Flights.
I don't think weed was on their mind.That would be Childs play.
Belushi and Farley were into Hard Drugs.So hard it killed them.

 

Huh.....what, what was that.

 

I think I figured out the secret code.

 

Displaying good form.

 

'sup y'all? Met gf for texmex lunch and shopping. Nice way to spend a Sat afternoon.

 

What corner post?

 

Yeah ... what's it to ya.
She could be limbering up to Karate kick some
A-wipe Hollywood Mogul like a Harvey Weinstein
understudy.

 

I made the decision yesterday to watch tonight's Super Bowl.
In past years I had the Boob Tube on but kinda just watched for those
unique,often quirky commercials.
The Half time shows tend to suck.Too Overkill.
I think New England will win and set The all time NFL record
for Greatest Pro Football team in history.And Brady as The best QB
of all time.Used to be QB were nifty guys.Like the unforgettable
Joe Namath { from the humble little town of Beaver Falls,Pa. }
Which he wasted little time fleeing to become Broadway Joe { shown wearing
stuff like Mink Coats }.He also appeared as tough guy { C.C.Ryder }
in - C.C. & Company - { 1970 }.
The truly neat thing about Joe was his Pittsburghesque dialect.
Them Guys from around Pittsburgh never lose that accent.
It's kinda neat.I went to College with Guys from New Jersey and
the Big Apple and of course Pittsburgh.My Freshman dorm roommate
was from Staten Island.He was The Only one on my dorm floor who didn't
even try Pot.He explained one night as to why.He came from poor roots.
Got money for college by working all summer alongside his father
as a roofer.Wasn't about to chance screwing up his College education and
disappoint his Father.I did the exact Opposite.I turned Hippie within a
couple weeks of classes starting and spent the next 4 years deciding which
classes I need to Flunk.I was the epitome of The Slacker in college.Before
the word ever became poplar.My reasoning ... before college I seldom had
time for meself.Constantly busy with activities.Even in summer.
I needed a good rest and get away from home and all that staying
busy crap.