Smartie's Bar & Grill #70

Rabbit coats aren't cheap either. Best I could come up with for a Lady is, a Wolf Pelt.

 

Heidegger ... Schmeidegger.Just the old Boy Scouts trusty handbook
is all.of course their no Longer the Boy Scouts.
Just The Scouts.

 

When Boy Scouts are Girl Scouts its time for boys and girls to avoid "The Scouts", bake their own cookies, and let Youtube teach them how to make knots.

 

And then when of age can come to Smarty's bar for one them
2 foot tall deluxe everything Plus the Kitchen sink Bloody Mary's.
Now we know why their called Bloody Mary's.A fellar risks a sprain
just sippin' on that monstrosity.Maybe a tow motor might make drinking
one more pleasant.

 

i was wondering if they serve that with a knife & fork or a straw, or perhaps just start at the top and gnaw your way down to the glass...

 

It's served with a special straw made by the Cuisinart company.

 

We're all just glad you didn't lose it.

 

Plus how come no little side pockets on the side of that
huge glass for stuff like Ketchup packets for the cheeseburger &
fries and salt packets fir the celery.
Plus maybe some kind of credit card holder when the
bill arrives.

 

The mega bloody mary is served at a restaurant I visit sometimes that was featured on Diners, Drive Ins & Dives. They say its popular with the Sunday brunch crowd and most couples split one. Never had one myself, but Im game!

 

Anything natural is better than artificial anything.

 

It looks like a whole meal and a don't get behind the wheel to go home drink.

 

That artic cold blast has hit us...it was 27 (I know a virtual heat wave to those that had minus temps) this morning and no snow it rained yesterday it couldn't wait till this morning to rain..

 

27 Huh.Was there plenty of sun.That's Bikini weather for those
in Alaska.Even some rugged Russians in winter on a nice sunny
day.I done seen it.Russians will go out in the middle of winter
on a very sunny day,no wind, and find a place to bask in the sun
in bathing suits.The common Russian is not evil and ruinous towards
America and americans.That is myth.
Similar to our Urban myth that helped elect ... you know who.
Not MAGA Hat Man.

 

Notice the use of " their ". Should be " They're ".
But like who gives a Pringles ... right.

 

Like Saccharin.Or Oler basically everything a typical regular
Wal* Mart shopper has in their shopping cart.
Being Wal* Mart ain't yer typical Whole Foods Market.
Anything but.However it's gettin' thar.Which is a Good thing.
Yes,Miss Martha Stewart.I Do Daclare.

 

I'm thinking something stronger, and probably hallucinogenic. Absinthe, perhaps. Maybe LSD.

 

Enjoy your horsehair insulation and drafty wooden windows!

 

Interesting story. We've been doing extensive operational security and field operations' training lately to prepare for our upcoming adventure. The training, for me, took a horrible turn when one of my soldier's was sprung by news that his father had died. His father, was actually someone who adopted my soldier at a young age after his real parents abandoned him. Once I was given the news, we arranged for him to head home and I put in for this soldier to be in the rear det (so he wouldn't have to deploy with us and could spend more time with his family).

Solider spent time with his family and quickly returned for training. Never spoke about his problems. I pulled him aside and asked if he was mentally "ok" and he said "sir, it's okay to have more than one family. My dad may have died, but we have each other here. I wouldn't let you guys go to hell and back without me".

Goes without saying that I am extremely proud of my men, and I am thankful for such great training that they have gone through.

 

Can't get bona-fide Absinthe in the United States.
Nor Laudanum { no longer made }.Maybe Opium.
So furgit about role model playing of *Johnny Depp
in - From Hell - { 2001 } a good movie.
Instead keep puttin' along on a Burgman { who ever in their right
mind would give a Scooter or Mock Motorcycle such a name }.
Why Mr. Burgman.I doubt there exists a place in the future when
renown Automobile and Motorcycle collector extraordinaire Jay Leno
will ever add one to his notable stable of collectables.
Partly because Burgman Scooters have no History.
I mean,even Wikapedia shies away.
Like what does Wikipedia know.? Just enough to smarts.

I could easily see Johnny Depp regressing into the past
with a dopey sequel to - Benny & Joon - { 1993 } riding a Burgman
and acting { trying to } like Dennis Hopper in - Easy Rider - { 1969 }

 

So Danny ... what's with all this ... - A Few Good Men - { 1992 } rigmarole ?

 

May defy the Cooking maxim of presentation.Which seem like
a godsend to most upper crust chefs.Who expect customers to
actually eat that little display of fresh parsley presented with delicate
care and plopped onto a porcelain plate with drizzled squirts of
different colored fancy schmancy freshly prepared chef's sauce.
Sauce colors as Pea coat blue/green.How about just Sky Blue Green.
But Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
I wonder if a dessert cart is necessary to truck over that huge
Bloody Mary contraption.Maybe at least 2 lobster bibs also.
What about need for a doggy bag.

 

Gmornin... welcome to my Friday! Yahoo!!!

Anybody take the tongue to the flagpole dare yesterday? MMC? Are you stuck up there?

 

No welcome mat today.A Thursday.That would be for tomorrow
a much warmer Friday.
I just heard on the Weather Channel the good likelihood that the
Superbowl could open it's roof for Sunday's match.
Because it will be right around 55 degrees which is the temp
needed to raise the Superdome Stadium roof.

 

Note to sex robot marketers: Stamp "Natural" and "Organic" over all entry portals.