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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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  1. Sallyally

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    Sallyally, Mar 21, 2019
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    It was a hot summer day, and the old courthouse was just as hot. The air was thick and humid, and the jury was having a hard time staying focused. One of the jurorssuccumbed to the heat, falling asleep just as the victim was being questioned by the prosecutor.

    "The defendant is accused of making obscene phone calls to your home. Would you please tell the jury precisely what the defendant said when he called you," asked the prosecutor.

    "I can't do that," the victim replied. "It was so crude and disgusting. I can't use language like that."

    "Would it help to just write it down?"

    The victim wrote out every detail of what the obscene caller had said, and passed the note to the judge. The judge read the note. It was then passed to the prosecutor, the defense attorney, and finally to the jury.

    The sleeping juror was seated at the back corner of the jury box, and was the last to receive the note. He was awoken with a nudge from an attractive young juror, seated next to him, and she passed him the note. He read it, gazed in awe at the woman, and read it again. He turned to her, smiling broadly, and winked. He then put the note into his pocket.

    The judge demanded, "Please pass that note to the bailiff."

    "But your honor," the juror protested, "It's a private matter."
     
    Sallyally, Mar 21, 2019
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    Liberty Monkey, Mar 21, 2019
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    Just bought 12 rules for life, NZ inspired me :)
     
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    prolly got fired for standing on the top (violated safety rules), selfies are stupid...

    that said, awesome! climbing is easy, it's getting back down that sucks azz
     
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    I just wondered, I know it's a tasteless humour thread, but, I wonder how offensive a joke could be before it gets deleted by a mod?
     
    Nonnie, Mar 21, 2019
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    I posted some cartoon boobies that got deleted but apparently "9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape" is fine.
     
    Liberty Monkey, Mar 21, 2019
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    tasteless is subjective...
     
    Blaster3, Mar 21, 2019
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    I have this photo from rotten.com that disagrees. Nonnie knows the photo :)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Mar 21, 2019
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    My local pub has banned curry night after the last vindaloo night
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    Liberty Monkey, Mar 21, 2019
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    Liberty Monkey, Mar 21, 2019
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    2 ways to drink wine
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    Liberty Monkey, Mar 21, 2019
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    Oops they were in the wrong thread well screw you thread Nazi's!

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    Liberty Monkey, Mar 21, 2019
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    The term "jailbait" comes to mind.
     
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    TST.(truly superbly tasteless)
     
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    Did you really think I would disappoint?
     
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    I knew you would rise to the occasion magnificently!
     
    Sallyally, Mar 21, 2019
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    Spice it up with tabasco sauce.
     
    Gorgeous George, Mar 21, 2019
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    That's art. But I'm glad internet aroma hasn't been invented yet.
     
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    kinda reminds me of the facilities at the old Comiskey Park in Chicago
     
    Mr_Truth, Mar 22, 2019
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    I tried flushing on several occasions and then I dropped the paper in it.
     
    Nonnie, Mar 22, 2019
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    Thanks for the warning.
     
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    Thanks, that splains a lot.:banana:
     
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