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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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  1. Liberty Monkey

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    I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.
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    Please don't buy it.
     
    Liberty Monkey, Mar 19, 2019
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    I was sick both when they opened the can and then actually tasted it to the amusement of our Swedish friend.
     
    Liberty Monkey, Mar 19, 2019
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    Hes right on the money
     
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    Philistine.
     
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    "Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."

    "That's very nice, your honour," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself."
     
    Sallyally, Mar 20, 2019
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    Richie "He's only been drunk once. Trouble is, it's lasted 17 years so far."
     
    Liberty Monkey, Mar 20, 2019
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    Do people on this thread promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

    If you answered:rolleyes: yes then you don't belong here.
     
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    Me thinks that you play that game quite well. ;)
     
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    trust me, I'm a pro.
     
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    LOL, yeah, I may live below the M-D line now, but I grew up in Jersey. Anybody who starts a sentence with 'trust me', you don't want behind you.... :p
     
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    I'm gonna buy it cuz it don't work.
     
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    Actually, that's not always true.
     
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    Provide me with an example.
     
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    Actually, I just did.
     
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    Those reports for the State Inspectors are still on my desk. ;)
     
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    :dual:
    Thanks. I was waiting for an appropriate time to use this smilie.
    Sometime ah, I get carried away:dual::dual::dual::dual:
     
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    Are they really wanting a parliamentary democracy?
     
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    I suppose. As long as it's not their own blood that's ruining their carpets.:w00t:
     
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    Better than what's on TV
     
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    I'd just like to say f*** that!
     
    Liberty Monkey, Mar 21, 2019
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