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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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  1. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Our finest hour with Mr Blobby coming 2nd
     
    Liberty Monkey, Apr 26, 2019
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    South Park already did it.
     
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    Nonnie, Liberty Monkey.. y'all ain't from hereabouts ... are ya
     
    ToddWB, Apr 26, 2019
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    A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried a creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
     
    Sallyally, Apr 26, 2019
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    I believe Liberty Monkey had that as his first dance at his wedding.
     
    Nonnie, Apr 27, 2019
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    But we're not talking about teens here are we . . . at least I'm not. :eek:
     
    cerberus, Apr 27, 2019
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    That sounds too 'high maintenance' to me. :eyepopping: :thumbsdown:
     
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    Nonnie he's on to us :) Rhetoric is one of us too and Montegriffo there's more Limey's on here than you think. I'm on a few forums and twitter and I see quite a lot of Brits getting involved you can spot us by our spelling.

    Also we seem to be very angry all the time ;)
     
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    You missed Cerberus.
    Too embarrassed to admit that he is British?
     
    Montegriffo, Apr 27, 2019
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    Well, I'm very pleased to make the acquaintance of your particular lot. So Howdy pilgrims... if you ever find yourself deep in the mountains in Texas, do drop by, mi casa es su casa.
     
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    :roflol:
     
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    Preteens???!!?!?!?? Shame on you. At least Trump waited until they were teenagers before he started hanging out in their dressing rooms. Even he drew the line at teenagers not his daughter.

    On that subject have you ever wondered why their are no racy photos of him with a teenage Tiffany running around like those of Ivanka?
     
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    Kindly don't use my posts to mitigate your neurotic anti-Trump sentiments. Thank you.
     
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    ****, run to the hills. Our excellent English grammar, spelling and pronunciation has blown our cover.
     
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    In the context it should he 'Head for them thar hills.'??
     
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    teeny titties, taught little arses & a cutsie girlie face all add up to the attraction towards pedophelia, regardless of the womans age. have you taken notice that , more n more woman look like little girls these days... darwin or is someone 'growin' 'em that way for a reason ;)
     
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    Cripes, I live in East Anglia. I haven't got any hills to run to.
     
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    Sheeesh, Trump has become the standard for amorality and as such will be used for comparisons such as I made. It was either him or Liberty Monkey.
    But I am truly curious why there's no pictures of him with Tiffany like there are in abundance of Ivanka.
     
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    We don't have hills per say, but we do have some whopper valleys. It would be a tobogganers dream except for the streams and trees at the bottom and it being a sub tropical climate and the snow never sticks.
     
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    That and there's a U in colour
     
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    Hills are overrated anyway. They get in the way of beautiful sunsets and wear out your brakes and clutch.

    Plus, time moves slower at sea level.
     
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    If all the ice caps melt my property becomes sea front :)

    Back to burning tyres :)
     
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    double post
     
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    Leicester-by-the-sea.
    Has a nice ring to it.

    The nice mr Trump assures me that climate change is all a Chinese hoax though so I'm not worried.

    On a completely unrelated topic, you don't happen to know how to build an ark do you?
     
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