Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

Just got back from the typical shopping trip, 250 miles across the desert and over the mountains. I hear you can cross the entirety of the state of Missouri, from St Louis to Kansas City in a mere 246 miles! Is that wild or what! Anyway, hope I didn't miss any thing or responding to anyone.

 

Nonnie killed a hooker and some people said "Orange Man Bad"

 

If when I die my life flashes before my eyes and it turns into all thread titles and stuff, kill me. A bunch of forums and porn flashing before my eyes, my God.

 

Bartender! I'll have what he's drinking.

 

Ironically if you vote for the green party, you waste a piece of paper

 

As I get older, I find that I miss my wife more than ever. My reflexes aren't as quick as they were..

 

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes, *******. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large all in the name of humor." Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blond says, "You stay out of this, Mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"

 

I meant anything unusual.

 

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing - I asked if they were gay.
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Apparently that was enough for them to arrest me.

 

Who knew that abject stupidity was an arrestable offense in UK?

 

A father who is very much concerned about his son's bad grades in math decides to register him at a catholic school. After his first term there, the son brings home his report card: He's getting "A"s in math. The father is, of course, pleased, but wants to know: "Why are your math grades suddenly so good?" "You know", the son explains, "when I walked into the classroom the first day, and I saw that guy on the wall nailed to a plus sign, I knew one thing: This place means business!"

 

I thought this said 'boguns' and assumed this was Australian.

How how wrong was I?

It says Boglins (whatever the **** that is)? not Boguns, and it's 'Bogan', not Bogun.
But still...


I thought this was an Australian Bogan doll/toy/thing.

Just for a second.

 

There once was a guy from Bengal
Who used to preform in the hall.
His favorite trick was to spin on his dick
And roll off the stage on his balls.

 

now thats talent

 

maybe she filled the balloon with pepper spray lol

 

For Sale : American Pit Bull Terrier.
Very fond of children.
Reluctant to let go.

 

I watched two classic films last weekend, Battle of Britain and Dambusters.
Without these events and the bravery of all involved,
Great Britain wouldn't be what it is today.
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So, what was the ****ing point again?

 

Stomping Nazis was the point.
Sadly, 75 years later there are still Nazis to stomp...

 

I'd say there were Antisemitic commies to stamp which is where we differ.

 

Can't we stomp both?

 

The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate.” He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?” I said, “No, she’s an optician.”

 

George W. Bush visits Algeria. As part of his program, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people: "You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English. I would very much prefer to talk to you in your own language. But unfortunately, I was never good at algebra..."

 

There once was a man from Madras
Who's balls were made out of brass.
When he clanged them together they played Stormy Weather
And lightning shot out of his azz.

 

I met my GF at a morgue
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She's always been cold to me