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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    Everyday my 90 year old neighbour who has alzhiemers knocks on my door and asks me if I've seen his wife.
    And everyday I have to tell that 90 year old man his wife has been long dead.
    You know I have thought of not answering the door I have even thought about moving house.
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    But you know it's worth it, each time just to see the smile on his face..
     
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    Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds?
     
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    I can actually see Sally doing the Birdie song

    and of course
     
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    I've told my wife that my lack of chromosome is preventing me from doing any housework.
    She's said: "Why?"
    I said: "yes, that's the one..."
     
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    This might be a little to Meta for my fellow PF members
     
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    I do like to see a professional athlete at the top of her game
     
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    Just to let you know, there are lots of shoes for sale in Christchurch to raise funds for the mosque victim's families.
     
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    The last time I listened to Ariana Grande, I almost died too.
     
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    Guy is in the hospital for surgery after an accident. When he wakes up the Doc says, "I've got some good news and some bad news." Guy says, "what's the bad news?" Doc says, "we had to cut off both your legs." Guy says, "oh my God. What's the good news." Doc says, "the guy in the next bed wants to buy your shoes."
     
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    A woman is in the hospital giving birth. After its all over the Doc says, "I've got some good news and some bad news." The woman says, "whats the good news?" Doc says, "you've just given birth to a seven pound ear." The woman says, "oh my God. What's the bad news?" Doc says, "Its deaf."
     
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    Guy goes into chemists asking for condoms for his 15 year old daughter.

    "Is she sexually active?" asks the chemist.

    "No, she just lies there like her mother".
     
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    I'm holding a fun-run today to commemorate 9/11. We start at the top of the Empire State Building.
     
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    Fiziotheryppy
     
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    Haha
     
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    Nah, my arthritis you know.
     
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    Damn Sally, did you open a school in the Ukraine? If running around with ribbons and hoops on a mat and synchronized swimming are Olympic sports how is this not?
     
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    Has this one been posted in the last ten minutes? Guy goes back to the doctor because his hemorrhoids aren't getting any better. Doctor asks, "Have you been taking the suppositories I prescribed?" Guy says, "Of course, what did you think I was doing, shoving them up my ass?"
     
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    Guy answers the door-bell and its a cop. Cops says, "Sorry, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck." Guy says, "Yeah, but she has a great personality."
     
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    What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

    Wiped his ass.

    <bada boom>    ​
     
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