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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    Does your Queen have some Habsburg in her woodpile?
     
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    That's Sir Rocketman to you
     
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    Elton John's excellent

    But I only kneel before god.
     
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    I like elton's underground recording of "Let your son go down on me".
     
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    Elton John wrote good songs, but he was ***** at performing them.
     
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    :cynic: Michael? Michael Jackson? Is that you?
     
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    Tee, hee, hee (grabbing crotch).
     
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    A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation." "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants."
     
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    Australian Politics for Dummies
    [​IMG]
     
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    DQ: If you're a typical male then if not before you then not likely at all. :(
     
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    Australia can't spell "Labour" either !!
     
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    You have much in common with the French unlike the rest of the English spelling world.
     
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    They are essentially convicts
     
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    Firefly was amazing
     
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    Why do you think convicts can’t spell?
     
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    Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball ...

    ... he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot. Everything but the golf ball. It sat in the same spot.

    So he lined up and tried another shot. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants went flying again. The golf ball didn't even wiggle.

    Two ants survived. One dazed ant said to the other, "Whoa! What are we going to do?"

    Said the other ant: "I don't know about you, but I'm going to get on the ball."
     
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    Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
     
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    Did you know that all the seasons contain the letters -ing

    Except Autumn and Winter.........and Summer.
     
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    Can't afford to go abroad for your holiday this year? Pop to London and enjoy the risk of being attacked by a foreigner, getting ripped off, and surrounded by people who speak a different language at a fraction of the price.
     
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    5/4's of people admit they're no good at fractions.
     
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    Whoever persuaded blind people they need to wear sunglasses must have been one hell of a salesman.
     
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    San Francisco is quite the place too. You can see the local wildlife scream at the lamp posts, smell what hundreds of unbathed hippies smell like, and catch a healthy dose of hepatitis from a public door knob.
     
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    A recent scientific study has found pregnant women who use vibrators are 90% more likely to have a child who stutters.
     
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    My girlfriend just sent me a Facebook message saying:

    “helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative”

    Does anybody know what ‘ternative’ means?
     
    Nonnie, May 20, 2019
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