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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    BaghdadBob, May 23, 2019
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    I'm fine now. Thanx for caring & the kind words. :x
     
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    Isn't that LM's job?
     
    Derideo_Te, May 24, 2019
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    I only work clean up the actual rogering is Sally's department, this is where her years as a nurse come in useful. She's already seen everything.
     
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    Not after I shower with someone, then I'm squeeky clean.
     
    StillBlue, May 24, 2019
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    I have no desire to look at your home videos.
     
    StillBlue, May 24, 2019
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    Rogering is a term which has evolved from Grand Slam tennis owing to the style f play made popular by Roger Federer. To “roger with a stiff stick”, is a particular way of serving . The arm is held straight while overhead and there is pronounced follow through as the ball leaves the face of the racquet, thus, with a stiff stick.
    Nurses watch a lot of tennis on night shift. No doubt this is what LM refers to.
     
    Sallyally, May 24, 2019
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    Absolutely no doubt.... :)
     
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    Rik Mayall in one of many sitcomes said, "Well Roger me with a stiff stick", this was many years before Roger Federer.
     
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    That's it I'm never eating wookie meat again
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    It's too chewy
     
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    05782A50-7D9E-47F5-908B-24D184AECCF1.jpeg
     
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    Nonnie stop laughing, it's not that funny.

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    Prescient.
     
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    A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive ...

    ... expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asked the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

    The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

    The woman returns the next day for the wake.

    To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

    She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"

    To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check. "There's no charge," he says.

    "No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says.

    "Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice."

    "So I just switched the heads"
     
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    Good riddance to bad news.
     
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    People walked out of the Spice Girls concert last night because of dreadful sound problems. A sound engineer has been sacked for causing the issues. He turned the Mic's on.
     
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    Liberty Monkey, May 25, 2019
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    @Sallyally



    Heaven

    Germans are mechanics
    Swiss are bankers
    Italians are lovers
    French are cooks
    Brits are police



    Hell

    Swiss are lovers
    Italians are bankers
    French are mechanics
    Brits are cooks
    Germans are police


    Moi :oldman:





    While :flagcanada:s
    are forever, :flagcanada:s    ​
     
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    Good one.
     
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    Reminds me of this joke... there was a debate among doctors as to who were the easiest people to work on, the first doctor said.. oh it's the Italians,, they're so greasy and dirty you don't have to wash up, and when you open them up it all looks like spaghetti, so a snip some out and tell them they're cured.. the next doctor says.. oh no.. it's the Germans, they're so organized that you just open them up,and follow the attached instructions; the third doctor said.. way to much trouble with those people.. the easiest people to work on are the Irish.. they only have two organs, the mouth and the butt hole, .. and they're interchangeable.
     
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