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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz
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    baby twins in an acid bath
     
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    It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach...
    It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3x the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire text. A man is still looking at his thumb.
     
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    I know right?! That's what I thought when I first saw this, then realized probably a good idea that I don't! Lol
     
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    Women live longer than men!

    That is to compensate for the longer wait times in public bathrooms!
     
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    Likewise LOL
     
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    A couple just got married and before their honeymoon to Jamaica the young man decided to get his new gals name tattooed on his junk, forever marking it as belonging to her. Normally only the W and Y are visible, but when he gets excited it spells out W E N D Y.

    While in Jamaica they decided to visit a nude beach, and while at the beach the young guy couldn't help but spot a local with what he thought was the same tattoo. He walks up to the local and asks, "Hey man, do you also have a girlfriend named Wendy? It seems we have matching tattoos!" The Jamaican replies, " Na mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day.'"
     
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