Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

Maybe I was being serious? ....LMAO

 

Is he related to Borat?

 

Now you have put another revolting visual into my head. Thanks a lot.

 

Uncanny resemblance isn’t it?

 

That's a downright sexy visual...rawr! Lmao! ...jk for the record! Hahaha

 

Indeed. I'm so excited I think I am seriously going to throw up! LOL

 

when the wife feels that way, i jam my penis in her arse, it eases the nausau...

hey, dont knock it till you've tried it

 

You're not making things any better.

 

Only because women have phones too!

 

Although, they are often used in tandem...

 

If brown cake tastes like chocolate and white cake tastes like vanilla, what does yellow cake taste like?
Uranium

 

So the Pope is having a conversation with Aliens from Mars.
Pope: "Do you know Jesus?"
Alien: "Oh, Jesus. Great guy. He comes to our planet twice every year."

Pope: "Every year?! It's about two millennia and we're still waiting for his second coming."

Alien: "Maybe he didn't like your chocolate."

Pope: "Chocolate?"

Alien: "Every time he visits, we gather the best chocolate from each manufacturing plant and give them to him before he leaves. Why, what did you do the first time he came here?"

 

Seeing how I am a bad driver...this tip could come in handy for me! Lol

 

Blood is thicker than water...
but maple syrup is thicker than blood,
so technically pancakes are more important than family.

 

A small town had one pharmacy until another opened across from the old one. A guy walks in the new pharmacy and asks the pharmacists for some Aspirin the pharmacist hands him one giant tablet, the man asks, “How is this supposed to help? It’s not gonna kill me?” The pharmacist says “Oh no, you see, we follow a modern approach to healing, you just have to take this entire tablet one time and you will be ok.” The man pays the Pharmacist goes home and force the giant tablet down his throat and notices that it’s acting fast! The same man comes back another time with a terrible cough and asks for a cough medicine. The pharmacist hands him a gallon size cough syrup bottle and says “Drink the whole thing at once and you will be fine!” the man thanks the pharmacist and follows his exact instruction, the cough goes away. On another day the pharmacist is standing outside his pharmacy when he sees the same man sneaking in and out the other pharmacy. The guy comes back weeks later asking for band aids the pharmacist refuses to sell him any of his giant ones and says “You know I saw you going into the other pharmacy. I thought you are becoming a loyal client of mine!” The man responses and says, “Don’t get me wrong sir, I am a loyal customer. I just needed some adult suppositories.”