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  1. daisydotell

    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    B.Larset, Apr 2, 2017
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    Couldn't help being ugly but they could have stayed home.
    Busier that a cat from Georgia under a guava tree.. (You have to know what guavas smell like to appreciate that saying.)
    Make yourself at home and if you aren't at home you ought to be. (This was said to a person with no sense of humor, they got up and went home..LOL)
     
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    How do I delete the other post. ( duplicate)
     
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  5. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Nice to see you, darlin. What have you been up to? :)
     
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    B.Larset Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The last year has been life changing. Divorced and moved and...lol. I just been trying to make sense out of everything.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Sorry to hear that, but glad you've survived! And found your way back to the bar. :)
     
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    I found one answer. Just sayin

     
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    He was as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
    He was so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.
    Dont pee on my leg and tell me its raining........
    His house is so small he had go outside to change his mind.
    Cant dance and its too late to plow
    I will be there if the good Lord's willing and the creek dont rise.
    RC and a moon pie.
    Your chances are slim and none and Slim just left town.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good ones... welcome to the bar. Pull up a stool and make yourself to home. ;)
     
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    As seen on TV not too long ago.
    Selfie with kinfolk is...wait for it...a "y'allsie"
     
    Shangrila, Apr 3, 2017
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    an outrageous display was descrided as " Turning out church."
     
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    I think I will, I forgot one a co-worker used back in the 80s
    didjaeat yet..............did you eat becomes all one word. Even one syllable if you are very good (southern).
     
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    Good morning, its Monday.

    CBouzny.jpg
     
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    That's a great refrigerator note! You really do have an excellent way of putting feelings into words.
    I took a picture when it was done and wasn't happy with the picture. The white paper looks orange/yellow and the brown colors were off. I took it with my phone. Ill try with the tablet when I have some time. Maybe it will look more true and Ill post it.
     
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    Like a blind dog in a meat market.
     
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    Here it is. Water color pencils and a wet goldfinch feather to paint it.

    IMG_20170403_081611 feathers.jpg
     
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    My fridge has expired coupons held up by ugly magnets on it.
     
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    Mine has important stuff I forget to look at held up by ugly magnets. Take this year, for example. I stuck my property tax statement on there when I got the bill last Nov, cuz it wasnt due til Jan. Remembered to look at it the last day of Feb. Oh well, whats a little penalty between friends. :(
     
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    I keep the coupons there because otherwise people will think I have those magnets on display cause I am proud of them or something ;)

    I keep my real bills together in one spot. Today is bill paying day too but I don't have enough checks in my book so now I have to figure out what the heck I did with all my extra checks. I hide them from some sketchy relatives and then can never recall where I hide them since I write so few checks a book will last me 6 months.
     
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    Frame it...that is so good.. You did good.
     
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    LOL...
     
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    If we pay early we get a discount, the discount keeps going down and then you get the penalty.
     
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    It was so wet the fish were looking for dry land.
     
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