A light hearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol VII

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  1. Bowerbird

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    Seems there is outrage over the fact that Melania has been left off the "best dressed" list whilst Michelle has been included

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    I suppose that is what happens when you pay $50,000 to look like you just had a major accident with superglue in a florist shop
     
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    Perfect for a concert.
     
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    melania-trump-fashion-germany-2-08-crop.jpg Not sure about the dress, but love the coat.
     
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    Melania-Trump-Valentino-Dress-Bastille-Day-2017.jpg

    Beautiful floral. French FLOTUS could use a new hairdo. :eekeyes:
     
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    I love the color of those shoes! Pretty color.
     
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    That jacket is atrocious but still looks better than Hillary's! Come now, Hillary and Michelle were complete fashion disasters. Michelle looked okay sometimes and totally frumpy at others. Melania is sexy and gorgeous. She could wear a sack and still look better than Michelle or Hillary. Her figure is better and she wears clothing better.
     
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    Good grief. Does an uglier wardrobe exist? This is a woman who does NOT know how to dress at all. She should definitely stick with pantsuits. They are the most flattering on her.

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    These high price designers make the UGLIEST clothes. You can find better looking clothes at Walmart for 12.99. Lol.
     
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    YOU
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    BANNED!!!!!!!!111!
     
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    Not gorgeous like his wife, but usually impeccably dressed. At least he doesnt look like a stick figure next to his wife like Barack. Just a personal thing, but cant stand skinny men. ;)
     
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    Hmmmm looks more like something you would use to roast a chicken in. I mean what is it with that hem?
     
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    Those shoes are what we call "Cockie killers" because you can still step on a cockroach in a corner wearing them there other name of course was "crutch killers" because they could disable...... makes sense that she would wear them when married to......
     
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    Cockie killers-hadnt heard that before.
     
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    Melania has great shoes. I wonder how many pairs of shoes she has. I started a thread about this before. I counted my shoes but now I cant remember how many pairs I have. I think it was around 31 or 32 pairs. I've added a couple since then, of course! :D I would love to take a peek inside Melania's closet. Lol. Unfortunately, I couldn't borrow her clothes or shoes because I am sure she is bigger than me. :(
     
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    OMG, I heard Donald wore black slacks with a navy jacket yesterday! According to fashion experts, this is a cardinal sin and life as we know it will never be the same. Melania must be crushed. :disbelief:
     
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    There are more colors and patterns going on in Hillary's wardrobe than a Pink Floyd show! :D
     
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    Fashion experts? :D Here is the Vogue "fashion expert" who was ripping Melania's clothes when she made an appearance in Texas to support the victims of the hurricane. She looks like a damn bag lady! ROFL. A liberal "fashion expert" no doubt! ;)

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    HA!
     
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    $ 2,225 for this?

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    Over fifteen hundred pounds for this?

    Donald does not have to ask Mexico to pay for the wall. All he has to do is sell Melania wardrobe.....
     
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    Money well spent. She looks amazing
     
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    I hope hes using the appropriate restroom
     
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    What is she doing with these outfits? Is she supporting the American fashion industry? Is she showing herself to be an approachable person willing to help those in more unfortunate circumstances? Or is she just a Barbie doll to be trotted out when convenient?
     
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