A light hearted look at the FLOTUS, Vol VIII <<MOD WARNING>>

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  1. StillBlue

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    Ivanka's 13th birthday...
    " Oh thank you Daddy. I love the new exercise room you put in for me! All those mirrors and the great sound system. WOW to the pole in the middle, none of my friends has one of those. I promise to only use it when you are home to spot me like you say. I'm not sure how to do any exercises on it though, do you know anyone who could show me?"
     
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    You mean the daughter that keeps turning up unwanted at the G20 summits?
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    citations please... nevermind, as i'm certain you'll find plenty of lefties that'll say she's unwanted & unwelcomed...
     
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    Better yet

    Tell me why she was there in the first place
     
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    Hawaii is a country?
     
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    Hard to tell isn’t it?
     
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    The first daughter?
     
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    first tell us why not, without the histeria
     
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    LOL!
     
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    Nonnie said:
    Apparently America's last president was an immigrant.




    LOL! Good one!!!! (But righties don't know that …)
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    My fav pic of America's First Couple.

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    Pure class.
     
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    Far more ass than class, but whatever splits your banana. Some people are just ridiculously easy to impress...
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Jealous?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Gorgeous in Red.

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    Clueless in faux camo...

     
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    Of your pitifully low standards? :roflol:
     
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    Boner in blue...


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    Stunning. And look at the strength of trump. Wow.
     
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    Oh you dont wanna go there do ya.
     
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    She would look great in burlap . Wow these trump haters sure are jealous.
     
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    Lucky old Trump!
     
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    Well I’ll give that outfit this much. It hides the lopsided boobs
     
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    she was by no means a child... she was, however, a great distraction which is an ingenious ploy... think about that for a moment before responding with the usual knee-jerk histeria
     
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