Air Force One: the Stairlift

As you all know, our senile, retarded president took a fall not too long ago trying to run up the stairs to Air Force One.

For those of you who missed here, here you are:



In consideration of this, I think we need to install a stair lift for Air Force One, considering the state of the president.



While we're at it, I think we also should get him a membership at LifeCall.



I am seriously concerned for the president.

Thoughts?

 

Captain Pike (Biden) is going to get up out of his chair any time now. I just know it!

 

I find it quite refreshing to have a President whose biggest "scandal" is that he slipped when climbing stairs, instead of the previous one whose scandals included torturing children, trying to overturn the results of the elections, and causing the death of hundreds of thousands of Americans.

 

Did you also cover Pence falling on AFONE steps?????

 

Well, President Biden has packed illegal immigrants in detention centers during a pandemic, has locked kids in cages (or as the media refers to it, "facilities"). Hell, even the Mexican president blames Joe Biden for the surge of immigrants (1). And as the great President Donald J. Trump III. once said, "Who built the cages, Joe?"

But please stay on topic.

Joe Biden has fallen three times in less than three months of his presidency. At this rate, unless he dies of natural causes, due to being the oldest president ever, we should see him fall another 46 times.

Have mercy on Biden, Golem. Please!

Even if Biden does not want it, a stair lift needs to be built for this guy.

1. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/mexicos-president-biden-immigration-policies-prompting-border-surge

 

That is very disrespectful to our president. You should at least be as respectful as the democrats were to Trump.

 

They were describing the size of the facility where they were holding thousands of children. I did some mental calculations and it would have amounted to fifty children sleeping in our two hundred square foot living room.

 

It was Trump's fault Biden tripped and fell, three times.

 

Obviously. Trump should have anticipated Biden's clumsiness and and taken corrective actions. Inexcusable.

 

I'm not talking about problems that Trump left behind unresolved (and which he made worse). I'm talking about scandals. Like enacting a policy intended to torturing those children in order to persuade parents to not apply for asylum.

My contribution to the topic is that I couldn't care less if Biden slips and falls. I care about him doing his job. And I just wanted to point out how revealing it is that what you chose to comment about his job is that he slipped.

BTW could you point out to me which one of these two is supposed to be physically unfit?

 

Sleepy Joe has far more scandals than that, but you've swept them all under the rug in your mind.

 

Sir, I am going to need you to stop lying, and please stay on topic.

Wow, a nine-second clip of a senile, retarded guy riding his bike. Wow, now I'm convinced.

Tell me how many times did Trump fall during his presidency? How many times did Biden?

Trump falls: 0
Biden falls: 3

And we are not even 3 full months into Biden's presidency.

I remember how our "unbiased" media questioned Trump's health because he slowly went down an awkward ramp, but Biden falls three times in a row, and just crickets from the left.

Anyway, we need to get a stair lift for Air Force One. No joke, amigo.

 

They already have them. It is how they load all the crap for the galley into the plane and coffins out.

 

If it is good enough for a dead hero, it should be good enough for Biden.

 

I thought you just told me the other day you never made that claim?

 

Any other bright opinion about current government policy?

 

The device for lifting bodies and other "crap" is an eyesore. But if it is good enough for heroes, it should be good enough for Biden.

Do you have anything useful to say?

 

So you believe that it's a "lie" that Trump enacted a policy to separate children from their parents intended to dissuade them from applying for asylum.

I guess Trump's instructions to not believe what you see or hear still holds strong.

Isn't it amazing that even a senile retarded guy is better than Trump?

Of course it would make sense, if you are a Trump supporter, to judge a President by the number of times he slips climbing stairs instead of how many times he slips in performing his duties. It they consider the latter, Trump would always lose.

As I said, I am happy to see that the biggest "scandal" of the current presidency is that he slipped. And not the many crimes that the previous one committed, or the fact that he enacted a policy intended to torture children.

 

So now he no longer tortured children?
Where does it say that the policy intended to torture children?

 

It's amazing how a Trumper has the nerve to call Biden retarded. Biden is an elderly man of average intelligence. Trump is an orange lardtard. The man suggested injecting disinfectants to combat COVID-19.

 

No idea who you're confusing me with. I have always held that Trump enacted a policy intended to torture children to dissuade their parents from applying for asylum.

 

It took just a quick search to find this example. One of many.
from Biden to hold first press conference.

 

Trump said numerous times that was the intention of the policy: "If they feel there will be separation, they don’t come,”, for example.

 

I don't see torture mentioned a single time. Unlike you who has accused him of torturing children many times.

 

Exactly! I have no idea what the poster is talking about either.