Alcohol Can Explain A Lot

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  1. Wolverine

    Wolverine New Member Past Donor

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    Wow!

    I never thought about that God's bar-hopping night "wingmen" would be a retinue of ANGELS!

    EVEN A VIRGIN ain't gonna turn down a God who has Gabriel, Peter, and a dozen other winged Adonis's doing the introductions and bragging!

    "Hey, Mary, you have NO IDEA what God has got under that ROBE, baby! It can do ANYTHING, and its the MOLD from which ALL others were made! Except the copies God stuck on all other men are smaller, heh, heh"
     
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    I know for certain that alcohol can't explain anything but is used as an excuse for everything. You just have to take it one day at a time.
     
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    That's cute.

    But I am not an atheist.

    You ought to start your own thread.
     
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    I made a really good alcohol drink last night and got WASTED.

    Take a bottle of whiskey. Pour 1/7th of the bottle into the glass.

    take a bottle of baileys (or similar drink) and poor 1/4 of a cup into the same glass.

    Drink.

    become drunk.

    you're welcome
     

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