Australia to employ 5000Russian Bus Drivers

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  1. raymondo

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    It seems that things have not worked out too well for the world's dumbest Town Council -- Melbourne in Australia
    Not so long ago Melbourne basically employed Australian Cab Drivers to drive Melbourne Cabs .Things didn't turn out well , as the Gold and Silver boom set in . Ordinary Aussie cab drivers were selling their cabs and rushing with shovels to the hills to dig for the precious metals .
    Then news came through about Yukon and many set off for north America .
    Melbourne first tried to find replacement Cab drivers from Ireland but results were bad , with most of them finding it impossible to drive on the right .
    Greeks fared no better as they insisted on four hour afternoon siestas and only accepting payment in gold or silver nuggets .
    The Americans seemed to get lost , mostly in Thailand and in strange circumstances . So now , ironically , Russians are the latest flavour of the month .Three ship loads of potential drivers have set off from Vladivostok but ructions in Parliament could put paid to Melbourne's last desperate throw of the dice .
     
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    I read they were Irish. Either way though there would be a language problem. Despite their protested love of all things Irish, Australians would have a huge problem with the accent.

    Happy St Patrick's Day....
     
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    Me thinks your a bit of a stirrer raymondo :thumbsup:
     
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    It's good to step in Dog Schite .
    It means you can add milk , stir it thoroughly and sell it as Chocolate Ice Cream to the Ozzers .
    They will want seconds as well .
     
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    You hit the nail right on the head!!


    Russians would be better than those lazy no good lizard eating Abo's who have infested Australia like a living cancer.
     
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    Is Abo's deemed an " acceptable "term of abuse?
    If it means what I think it does , and is not what it should be ( Australian Bar Stewards Out) , isn't that rather insensitive ?
    We all loved that Eva Goolagong and that guy who guided Jenny Agutter through the Desert . And their paintings really are something , though I have never found out what .
    My Russian women idea is best . I know some real Beauts .
    Is that the way you talk ? Is it Dingo , Drongo or Ding Bat ?
     
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    I think referring to Aboriginals in the shortened abbreviation as "Abo's" is perfectly acceptable, considering Aboriginals and many other foreigners openly refer to Australians in the shortened abbreviation as "Aussies"

    Do you think calling Australians "Aussies" is insensitive and deemed an acceptable form of abuse?
     
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    No .But I call Aussies , Roos , or Crocs .
    But I was asking about Abos because I genuinely did not know .
    Here I might be given 10 years for being insensitive to an ethnic minority . Or Discriminating . Or inciting Racial hatred .
    I find being a sexual pervert simplifies life for me . Well , imagining it will.
     
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    Unfortunately in Australia if you are white and call and Aboriginal an “Abo” they take offence and say you are being racist. If you call them black they also take offence and call you a racist, but the funny thing is…they do have black skin.

    If you are a white Australian, An Aboriginal can call you a “white bastard” a “snow flake” or “Aussie” or anything under the sun and its not considered racist, but just conveniently ignored as their way of venting a few Centuries worth of anger.
     
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    If it came down to feeding my dog and an Aboriginal, my dog would get the tucker, because I know I could trust my dog over an Aboriginal.
     
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    So what you are saying is that you have reservations about them ?
    Or should it be that you are building reservations for them .
     
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    Lol Lol Lol
     

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