https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-09...wheel-boat-crashes-on-brisbane-river/11506938 Reported on the news tonight I just keep wondering What would you say to someone if this happened to you?
Am I the fallee or the faller? Scenario A: Guy lands in my lap I'd say "Thanks pal. I needed that extra push but if you were in that big a hurry just knock." Scenario B: Cute woman lands in my lap I'd say "Thank you God. Could you wiggle that around some more while you're here?" Scenario C: I land in someone else's lap I'd shout "FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE CALL AN AMBULANCE."