House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) both confirmed Thursday evening that Congress had accidentally done something worthwhile and important for the American people. "It was something that shocked and disappointed us," a spokesman for Congressman Steny Hoyer (D-MD) said. "We had intended on sitting on our hands and completely wasting time," the spokesman added. In an effort to get back to the rightful work of Congress, Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA) has scheduled a kegger for next Tuesday.
