A bunch of guy's were working on a 50 story construction site, a guy working at the top accidently knocked a brick off the 50th story. When looking down he saw that his boss was in line for the brick to land on his noggin and briskly yelled, "Falling Brick". The boss looked up after hearing the yell and moved to one side as the brick crashed to the ground. The boss looked up at the worker and yelled, "A $100 bonus for you lady." Another guy working a floor below had observed what went down with the brick and decided he'd have a go for a $100 bonus, the problem was he was a bit of a stutterer, as he kicked the brick off the side of the building he looked down and yelled with a loud voice, fffffffffffffffff "**** HE'S DEAD"
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him, of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said: "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Carolyn agreed and again they made love. Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said: "Honey? Please Just one more time. She agreed, then afterward she rolled and fell asleep." Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until it was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we ...?". His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said: "Listen Barry, I'm not being funny but I have to get up in the morning and go to work while you don't!."
That reminds me of the time my ex wife and I were making passionate love. Just before we reached the pinnacle of ecstasy, she leaned up and whispered in my ear "We need to paint the ceiling".
Guy ascends the gallows to be hanged. Stomps the wood floor, turns to the executioner and says, "Are you sure this thing is safe?"
Covid 19 will have a dramatic impact on the reproductive rate globally. While it was thought that isolation would result in increased sexual activity, after having to spend months at home with their kids, parents everywhere are taking a new vow of celibacy.
Covid 19 just got much, much worse. It has been shown that human to computer, computer to computer internet transmission, and computer to human transmission is possible.
