Jesus doesn't want you to get the Vaccine

If you're a Christian, Jesus doesn't want you to get the vaccine.

 

Why doesn’t Jesus want you to get vaccinated?

 

Because Jesus made you perfect the way you are and there are microchips in the vaccine

 

And, his daddy can't afford a hearing aid apparently.

Televangelist Claims That God Can’t Hear Prayers Through A Mask

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So how far do you go with that? Do you refuse all medical treatment?

 

You better be joking.

 

Did Jesus tell you there are microchips in the vaccine?
How are those chips powered?

 

Jesus also doesn't want me to touch myself at night, but he's SOL on that one too.....

 

WOW, you sincerely have my sympathy.

 

1 Corinthians 6:19

International Version
Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own;

Why risk the Holy Spirit's Temple on this vaccine when I can just wear an N95 mask and be safe?

 

Do you refuse all vaccines or just this one?

 

God likes to watch, he threw Adam and Eve out of the garden for clothing up

 

I will assume that the auteur de OP has a sardonic sense of humor, because I am a generous and hopeful sort. In either case this is going to be a fun thread to watch.

 

So why do doctors and allopathic and homeopathic medications exist? Is that all part of the conspiracy?

Everybody should just pray really hard and nothing bad will happen to them?

Did God also make murderers, rapists, child abusers and pedophiles? Are they, also, "perfect"?

What about cheaters, liars, adulterers, embezzlers, etc.? They're perfect?

Do you have locks on your house doors and in your vehicle(s)? Why? Perfect people don't steal and go into other people's belongings.

What about racists, sexists, homophobic people and other people that look down their nose at others? They're perfect?

What about people that invade other people's country and purposely infect them with small pox?

What about people that take other people, put chains on them and force them to work for free on that stolen land?

What about the people that commandeer other people's culture and, yet continue to treat them like 2nd class citizens?

What about people that cheat on tests in school, provide sexual favors for advancement in their careers while the people that study, learn, work hard and have morals are left behind?

Did God make ALL these people? Why did he screw it up so badly if he's all-perfect and all-knowing?

Maybe he's a sadist and likes drowning people just to get his kicks.

Maybe he's really a demon and loves pulling out chairs so he can laugh when his "kids" fall and get hurt.

Why didn't he create a book that everybody could understand and follow instead of all the contradictions and holier-than-thou BS?

Most importantly, why can't he afford a hearing aid? He hears everybody prayers but only if they don't wear masks?

 

What if he or she is not joking?

 

Ones that make less sense and have a larger risk vs reward. God demands I be responsible with my health.

 

I think that depends on whether Jesus wants us to be artificially manipulating our genetics or not. Since mRNA vaccine technology reprograms mRNA to make a 'harmless' version (or portion- the spike protein) of the coronavirus to use to train the immune system (instead of using an actual virus like other vaccines), it does artificially manipulate ('science' uses the term 'program', but 'reprogram' is just as accurate since our mRNA is not programmed to make coronavirus spike proteins via any natural method) our genetics. However, the mRNA does not (or is not supposed to) effect our DNA... so in theory its not actually changing our genetics, because eventually the RNA stops making coronvirus spike proteins. However (yes Im saying it twice...), mRNA (re)programming actually can change our DNA:
A novel mRNA modification may impact the human genetic code

"There are more than one hundred ways an RNA molecule can be chemically modified after it is synthesized. The functions of many of these modifications, collectively referred to as the epitranscriptome, are largely unknown.
IRP senior investigator Shalini Oberdoerffer, Ph.D., identified a novel modification in human messenger RNA (mRNA) that dramatically impacts the activity of genes by promoting the production of protein from RNA. Intriguingly, NAT10, the enzyme responsible for the mRNA modification, had been previously implicated in cancer and aging."

There does exist in the Bible stories and passages suggesting that God does not want us dicking around with our DNA. They are of course, as with much in the Bible, up for personal interpretation. One example is the Canaanites who were wiped out because, in part, their genetics had been corrupted by the Nephilim (fallen angels and their offspring with human women) who represented a corrupting threat to the entire human race. Again, depending on personal interpretation.

 

That's his own damn fault. He should have made his message clearer. He would be critically panned on the book circuit.

Book review: Contradictory, story doesn't flow, witchcraft abounds (turning water to wine, walking on water, burning bushes, disobedient wife turned to salt, etc.), whole book about one dude but only his 12 posse members have something to say, boring songs with no rhythm or proper meters, sons looking at their naked, passed out dad, out-of-towners trying to get at some girls to rape them, everybody and their momma drowned except one male and female of each species (for no damn reason the mosquitoes, rats and roaches got to live), horrible ending. Two thumbs down.

 

And Mohammed was a pedophile goat raper....yet you never have nothing bad to say about the bastard 'prophet' of islami.

 

So it sounds like you believe the risk of being put on a respirator and/or dying from the vaccine is greater than risk of getting Covid-19. Is that true?

 

Who said so?
I do not think so.

 

I don't think you know what a respirator is. Are you thinking of a ventilator?

If I wear an N95 respirator, take precautions, and for the most part work alone, exposure risk is low. My young age and health also makes my chance of deat/disability from covid pretty low.

(Chance of exposure) x (chance of death/disability if exposed) = (a very very small chance of dying from covid)

0.5% * 0.2% = 0.001%
Factor of 0.005 times a factor of 0.002 gives you the resulting factor which can be converted to a percentage
0.005 * 0.002 = 0.00001 or 0.001% chance of death due to my personal risk and exposure levels

If you get the shot, you have a 100% guarantee of exposure to the shot so it's
(100%) x (chance of death/disability) = small chance of disability/death)

100% * 0.003% =
1 * 0.00003 = 0.00003 or 0.003% chance of death according to cdc from the vaccine

 

Where do you get the numbers 0.5 and 0.2 for chance of exposure and chance of death/disability?

Yes, I meant ventilator, thanks.

 

You could be correct........
I don't want to take the vaccine because I do not believe that it is ethical to poison myself with graphene oxide and similar toxic substances in such quantities.......... I haven't had a cigarette in a month or two for the same reason......

 

Do you think it more ethical to perish and die of Covid?