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  1. Yakamaru

    Yakamaru Well-Known Member

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    Yakamaru, Jul 23, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Yakamaru is a renown Harlequin writer.
    Best known for his ” My Political Forum Lover”.
     
    Sallyally, Jul 23, 2019
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  3. StillBlue

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    Let's just say when was the last time a foreign spy was caught there looking for intelligence?
     
    StillBlue, Jul 23, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like radar love.
     
    Gorgeous George, Jul 23, 2019
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    Gorgeous George Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure but I do know there's a bath room on the right.
     
    Gorgeous George, Jul 23, 2019
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    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    ApacheRat is the real Jack Reacher
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, Jul 24, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The Bee Gee's vocals were higher than @Lee S ' grades!!
     
    Nonnie, Aug 18, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    PETA - People Eat Tasty Animals
     
    Nonnie, Aug 18, 2019
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Nonnie is angry that someone stole his monkey and deodorant supply....it has seriously hampered his love life.
     
    tecoyah, Aug 30, 2019
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  10. Montegriffo

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    Cerberus was banned from the forums for being too clever.
     
    Montegriffo, Aug 30, 2019
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Montegriffo is the new manifestation of Cereberus but has decided to play the smart guy instead of the bridge dwelling forum jester.:party:
     
    tecoyah, Aug 30, 2019
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    ToddWB Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    That's the executive bathroom.. it has an attendant, the one for the plebes is out back behind the dumpster.
     
    ToddWB, Aug 30, 2019
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  13. Montegriffo

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    Tecoyah pretends to be from New Zealand because he is too ashamed to admit he's an Australian.
     
    Montegriffo, Aug 30, 2019
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Montegrillo is an Ace ankle biter, a Dag fair dunkin' but he don't know a furphy from his Grundies. a true pommie Ocker.
     
    tecoyah, Aug 30, 2019
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  15. Montegriffo

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    Tecoyah comes from a nation of radio rental, tea leafs.
    He's Barney Rubble and generally Elephant's trunk.
    He has a boat race that only his finger and thumb could love.
    His Alan Whickers smell of gypsies kiss but whilst he's clearly an Elephant and Castle I wouldn't go as far as to call him a Berkshire hunt.

    Hey, at least the cattle trucker isn't a septic tank.
     
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    Montegriffo, Aug 30, 2019
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Me thinks Motegriffo is a baked bean for bees and honey. Likes ta lickin' cobblers though
     
    tecoyah, Aug 30, 2019
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    You could have a rap tune there. I want a cut if you make it big
     
    StillBlue, Aug 30, 2019
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  18. Montegriffo

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    Rhyming slang rap, it's going to be the dog's Jackson Pollocks, Miss Fitch.
     
    Montegriffo, Aug 30, 2019
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Yo biatch you rappin' on ME
    Knockin' on stuff like I was a tree
    Aint nobody gettin some cash
    Less its me or you go in da trash
    Aint playin'
    You betrayin'
    Makin all cockney like a bad tooth honkey
    I kickin' your ass like a pissed off donkey
     
    tecoyah, Aug 30, 2019
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    I've started one for the geriatric set .
    Motherf****r woke me from a nap had no choice but to bust a cap.
    Nosy biatch called the Boyz in blue and I had to cap them too.
     
    StillBlue, Aug 30, 2019
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  21. Montegriffo

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    Rap is just crap without any ''c''
    You Joansing for rhyming? you'd best come to me
    my words are the best, every loser can see
    the prose that I proffer is pure poetry
     
    Montegriffo, Aug 30, 2019
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    SallyAlly is on walkabout with her pool boy Nullah. This is why her posts are coming infrequently and often late. I believe we all know how he got that name.
     
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    StillBlue, Sep 11, 2019
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  23. Sallyally

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    Nullah and myself leading a group of Australian internet trolls.
    10741734-2C37-4692-BF75-956B6AB27D78.jpeg
     
    Sallyally, Sep 11, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    StillBlue is jealous of Montegriffo because his last perm went wrong.
     
    Sallyally, Sep 11, 2019
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    -sigh- I had to shave my head.
     
    StillBlue, Sep 11, 2019
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