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  1. Liberty Monkey

    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Liberty Monkey isn't Bufford T. Justice
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 8, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey used to be into necrophilic sodomy until some bum split on him.
     
    Montegriffo, Dec 8, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Look I've apologised about grandmother before....
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 8, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Withnail and I is a documentary about Nonnie's early life although they changed his name to Monty....

    I wouldn't expect Americans to get the reference as it's a very intelligent, thought provoking and well written film without guns, explosions or boobs.
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    Sounded crap to me too lol but watch it's excellent.
     
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    Liberty Monkey, Dec 8, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Sallyally drinks Castlemaine XXXX
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 8, 2018
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    I've been subjected to this greeting for years because of that film...
     
    Montegriffo, Dec 8, 2018
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Do not! Vile Calumny. That is not true. Victoria Bitter or my son in law's home brew.
     
    Sallyally, Dec 8, 2018
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    May I remind you of the thread title my dear girl.
     
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    Montegriffo, Dec 8, 2018
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    I know. How else should I respond?
     
    Sallyally, Dec 8, 2018
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    Crime Scenes

    [​IMG]
     
    Mr_Truth, Dec 8, 2018
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    I guess you could let everyone know that Liberty Monkey drinks his own urine and has thinks brushing your teeth is for losers.
     
    Montegriffo, Dec 8, 2018
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    Montegriffo IS my old flatmate Ammo ;)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 9, 2018
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    Liberty monkey still has his own teeth? :eek:
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 9, 2018
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    I bloody hope so I'm just in the process of spending many thousands of pounds on braces lol.
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 9, 2018
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    Why don't you just use a bungee cord between your cap and your pants like all of your other fellow Walmart shoppers?

    [​IMG]
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 9, 2018
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    Thanks for the tip, you look good in that photo.
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 9, 2018
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    I avoid Walfart like the plague!

    However I did go there once with someone else and I noticed them injecting water into steak to make it weigh more. The place is a ripoff in all respects.
     
    Derideo_Te, Dec 9, 2018
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    But everyone knows that already!
     
    Sallyally, Dec 9, 2018
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    Up North to Penrith!! lol

    That's about 40 miles from me.
     
    Nonnie, Dec 9, 2018
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Soberly.
     
    Nonnie, Dec 9, 2018
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    [QUOTE="Nonnie, post: 1069966588, member: 76943"]Up North to Penrith!! lol

    That's about 40 miles from me.[/QUOTE]
    Well that explains EVERYTHING
     
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    Liberty Monkey, Dec 9, 2018
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    Liberty Monkey Well-Known Member

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    Liar I've been importing yours for the last 6 months, it's still better than Fosters or Budweiser.
     
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    Liberty Monkey, Dec 9, 2018
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    What, from Quantum Mechanics to Jelly Trifle?
     
    Nonnie, Dec 9, 2018
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    You have been importing Sallyally's teeth for the last 6 months now?

    Too cheap to pay for your own dentures?
     
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    Still so bitter about your mum give us all gummies?
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 9, 2018
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