Q: How does Mormon presidential candidate Mitt Romney expect to win the soccer mom vote? A: By marrying all of them! Q: Why shouldn't Mitt Romney claim China is taking our jobs? A: He made a career of gift-wrapping jobs for them. Q: What does Mitt Romney mean when he says that he and Paul Ryan are Americas comeback team.? A: They're ready to come back in four years and try again. Q: What does it mean when a hooker offers you the Mitt Romney special? A: For an extra $20 she'll change positions. Q: How can you sum up Mitt Romney's foreign policy? A: Outsourcing to China, stashing money in the Caymans, and dodging Vietnam. Q: How does Mitt Romney plan to save Social Security? A: By putting all the money in a Swiss Bank account. Q: Why would democrats love a Mitt Romney-Sarah Palin presidental ticket? A: She can't answer basic questions, and he has two answers for every question! Q: What will Mitt Romney's secret service codename be if he becomes president? A: Mega Millions Q: What does Ann Romney wear to get her husband in the mood? A: A pink slip. Q: Why is a venture capitalist like a sperm? A: One in every three million have the potential to become a human being.
