The reason being is that I start sneezing around certain posters. Not exactly a piece of cake to stop typing while I clean the snot off my nose and keyboard. If'n ya git me drift. " Me Sooo Hoar-nee.Me love you Long time.! "
I'll start by suggesting you have a friend mimic the voice of some little old lady who insistes that yer her Grandson { or granddaughter } and that you are in bed awaiting for your special chicken noodle soup to finish simmering.
Now I'm not saying this approach will work for everyone. I had a relative try it out on my behalf and it backfired. The relative kept getting a busy signal every time she tried calling Political Forums.