New Zealand renewed

Unknown to NZrs is the secret strategic US nuclear arsenal HQ deep beneath NZ mountains. And also the secret underground storage facility for nuclear waste water from US Naval vessels. The silos for US missiles deployed in NZ are cleverly disguised as churches, and large. odd looking statues, and also beer refinerys.

There is also a CIA HQ enhanced interrogation center in Wellington, not far from the WETA workshops. Americans prefer to have suspects tortured in other countries, preferably those farthest away from the US mainland. The one exception being of course, Guantanamo Bay, a convienient spot for the more sado masochistic politicians and former RNC chairmen to visit on their vacations while checking on their off shore tax haven bank accounts, and unreported lobbyist donations.

 

You are over-excited. As we expect every Yank to be.



The only spooks in NZ are our prime minister and this spy station that a few protesters thoughtfully damaged.

 

The USAF base at Christchurch is thought to be used in part for intelligence gathering purposes. I'll bet that it drives the Kiwis nuts that we have an airbase on their soil and that it's considered US terrirtory and not subject to New Zealand law or inspection. We could very well fly nukes through that base and they'd never know it. Hilarious!

 

You are just tourists who pay well.

 

Hilarious. Indeed.

 

It's ours buddy. You can't step one foot on it and it's not subject to your laws.

I love it. We have a US base on New Zealand and there's nothing the whining Kiwi's can do about it.

 

True. New Zealand is like a Carribean island. A tourist trap. And a sheep watchers paradise.

 

Wrong. It's subject to an agreement we can terminate at any time.

But apparently you pay well.

You are here at our grace and sufferance.

 

It's considered US territory. It's not subject to your laws or inspection. Arriving aircraft aren't subject to inspection and US personnel aren't subject to clearing customs.

It's ours. Learn to live with it. And thanks for the hospitality, especially the easy women. Granted, they're not very good looking and their hygiene is lacking but as they say, any port in a storm.

 

And it is probably built right on top of the one place in New Zealand were any valuable resources may be found. So USA owns what little gold there is, leaving Kiwis to the extraction of worthless rocks.

 

I love it. We could be storing nuclear weapons on the base and the Kiwis wouldn't have a clue.

 

Say chief, you might want to modify your location info since your not 12,000 miles from the United States since USAF Base Harewood is US territory.

 

It might amuse you to think it is US territory, and of course you do. But we can order you out at any moment.

 

If you all so disdain the US, why haven't you done that?

You people are a bloody joke.

 

You pay us too well.

We have never been ones to look a gift goose in the mouth.

 

Whores the lot of you. Enjoy your Chinese masters while we sit in our airbase laughing at you serfs.

 

And it looks, for the moment, that the US is our madam. Thanks to an American toady government headed by a Merrill Lynch clone.

Let's hope Kiwis say no to any drafting into America's oil wars as they have, in droves, said no to their nuclear ships. They certainly would if the government invited the Chinese to exercise with us.

 

Why in God's name would we need the assistance of New Zealand? That's akin to asking the Boy Scouts for their help. The fact is we don't need New Zealand's help. We amuse ourselves by their scurrying about acting like soldiers. The Kiwis are putting on a show for their new Chinese masters.

 

Simple really. We are lending you an international reputation you can only dream of. It's a sanitation endeavour.

 

Is New Zealand renewed yet? I hear that the international communists have a grip on you kneelers. I hear that you can be fined for making a cup of herbal tea and they will only let you herd a specific type of sheep that can mate with humans and create more subservient statists.

 

You have no value to us. NZ is a joke.

Enjoy your new Chinese masters.

 

Asking for New Zealand's help would be like rousting the drunk sleeping under the highway overpass and asking for his help.