As trump was handing out candy to little children, he handed some to one and said they can have it because they don't have a weight problem. He made another one cry. I kid you not! LOL!
It if stinks, it's biology If it smokes, it's chemistry If it never works, it's physics. If you never finish, it's engineering. If you're working at McDonalds, it's social science.
Tonight, my sb was telling me about the ins and outs of coffee making. She worked as a barista for a time and apparently took it to heart. She really gets a tude about Starbucks and the things they do. For example, they don't know how to foam. They just steam it and slop it on. It should have a particular consistency and be thick, so you can apply some foam art, she explained. "And they don't know how to use an espresso machine either!" she continued... After she was done venting, I told her that she's the girl that every mother in Arkansas warns their sons about.
Trump's pick as chief scientist for the Dept of Agriculture... isn't a scientist. I wasn't sure if this is better suited as a pun, or as tasteless humor.
True: I was at a cemetery for a burial service when I noticed a nearby headstone. It said, "See you soon!"
One of the worst grades you can get in a physics class is a complex grade - a grade having both real and imaginary parts.
