Sex Robots

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by HereWeGoAgain, Jun 27, 2017.

  1. vman12

    vman12 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Well, if I did, what's wrong with being gay?

    Why is that funny to you.
     
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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    So we have hooker math and now sex doll math.

    I keep thinking that having sex with an inanimate object would be like having sex with my ex wife.
     
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    Nothing at all.

    I apologize for assuming that you had a sense of humor.

    I will try not to make that mistake again.
     
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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    You have to allow extra latitude for guys not getting laid. ;)

    But cheer up oh ye of limpy wick. The sex dolls are coming
     
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    So you think it's wrong AND funny?
     
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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    Also, perhaps, remote sex?

     
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    Someone started a thread about artificial wombs. They can grow a baby in an artificial environment.

    Just think, you could put an artificial womb [preloaded with eggs] in a sex robot and end up with a pregnant robot!
     
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    Well they better made great advanced in the realism of these robots so they actually feel and talk like real people because I don't want this thing jerking me off:
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    It probably won't be long until they look very real.


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    I read that some are getting so lifelike that they refuse to have sex due to a headache
     
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    Sex Robots are a joke now, but in 20 years? Who knows how the technology will advance? If they are realistic enough (and I admit I don't know what that point would be) it could put a crimp in normal dating and relationships. If guys can get a hot robot that has model quality looks, better than anything they can get in real life, at what point would that become not just an acceptable, but preferable substitute?
     
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    If they are going to be truly "competitive" with real women, they will have to fake orgasms.
     
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    I think that's setting the bar pretty low for that particular technological fix.
     
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    Pssssst, it was a joke. But there is usually truth in humor. :D

    In order for the illusion to go beyond glorified masturbation, the robot would have to respond like a real woman. This is why I think remote controlled prostitution may become a thing, We will be able to emulate most of the physical aspects of sex soon enough. But a lifelike response would seem to be far beyond any AI coming soon. That will require a controller.

    So strange to think about but it is coming fast.

    Funny, I quickly find myself pondering the programming requirements for sexual interaction. It would be a fun problem. hmmm, maybe not so hard to do...
     
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    Interesting concept that is probably closer to reality than you realise.

    Surgeons can control remote robotic arms already so what you are proposing is prostitutes controlling sex robots to provide a more "realistic" experience. Far safer and sanitary since it won't involve any exchange of bodily fluids but will the sex bot "swallow"?

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    Well I don't know how far technology has to advance, both on the AI side and the actual physical "life-like" aspects of a sexbot to get across the uncanny valley that makes them actually a viable (loosely defined) alternative. I mean, if it gets to the point that they can cook and clean too, then it's game over for real women.
     

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