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  1. Shangrila

    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    Ok guys, confess. Who uses clorox wipes on the groceries? I wipe down everything possible before putting it in the cupboard or fridge. Don't want to bother? Watch people wipe their noses and touch the can of beans you were about to buy.
     
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    Not to be conflated with hand-wringing.Or tiddlywinks.
    I'm not so sure too many Kentuckians would know what a
    squidger.Now Bourbon they know about.
    Also BasKEETBaul.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    I don't wipe down the grocery but if it is a can I am opening I clean the can off first before I open it. Ok, who puts the grocery fliers in the bottom of the carriage and where the kids sit so their grocery doesn't touch the cart?
     
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    Ok.....who can get into 2 grocery stores and get their shopping done in 20 mins. Ladies.....I think this counts you-ins out. :razz:
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    All you germaphobes make me laff. Come here and let me sneeze on you. ;)

    Took my honey to lunch at my fav Italian bistro. Best veal in town... yum.

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    Lets all go walking thru the mud in our bare feet, and then sneak into Shangs kitchen. :razz:


     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good idea, then we can go to falenas and lick her silverware when shes not looking. Daisy? Lets put a goat in her pantry. Wont she be surprised!!
     
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    Um I heard that Female goat are skittish around the pantry.
    Especially when they are wearing new Victoria Secret panties.
     
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    ,,,, When someone says I am gonna snatch a knot in your tail..it means get further. Away from reach.
    I take hand washing seriously.. You never know what someone has touched before they touch something you might touch. :eekeyes:
     
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    A goat in my pantry, what a novel way to start my goat herd.. If I find a goat in my pantry I know who to thank..:cowboy:
     
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    If the goat is wearing VS panties, I'll keep her anyway. Classy goat to be wearing panties.
     
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    Did everyone have a Good Friday? Everybody been good for the Easter Bunny? I wanted to go on a picnic till I heard the weather report,,,isolated thunder storms. *sigh*
     
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    At least you have some rain in the forecast. We will be doing rain dances instead of Easter egg rolling.
     
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    The Italian Easter bunny delivers big.

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    I got some Reeses choccy eggs, they were starting to melt. But tell Shang those aren't my handprints on her fridge, counters and table. :razz:
     
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    One forecast said it would be 10 days clear and then the clouds started rolling in and the forecast isolated thunder storms..oh well, rather have rain than not have rain. I am not one to complain too loudly about the rain, a drought can make one hush complaining. We get Texas's leftover storms they always meander this way.
     
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    Good morning and happy Easter weekend from Texas !

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    6 tornados in West Texas last nite. No injuries or deaths reported. Blue skies here. :)
     
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    Something to think about when you have sometime to reflect on all your blessings.
     
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    I said Texas storms meander here, maybe those won't come this way...
     
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    My Father would tell me, "You have to be careful what you wish for, you might get it." Sometimes the unanswered prayers are the best not answered.
     
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    Awww, the Easter bunny found my house!

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    Caught him!!!!

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    A blessed Easter to all. Lots of bunnies, lots of love.
     
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