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Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Smartmouthwoman, May 1, 2017.

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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning y'all. TGI not Monday.

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    Smartmouthwoman, May 15, 2018
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Use of the word - Texan - is normally a guy thing.
    I'll have to check on Movie titles where a " Texan "
    refers to a gal.
     
    Foolardi, May 15, 2018
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    How does that work when yer traveling by way of Rail.
    On a train.Ya git up in the morn after a rocky ride on
    the Silver Streak thru the Rockies and need to start the day off with a
    clean shave.Think W.C.Fields.
     
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    Yeah school.....they still had that back in the day, doncha knows. Of course in Chicago.....there was no prairie.
     
    MMC, May 15, 2018
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    The Yellow Rose of Texas.
     
    Ddyad, May 15, 2018
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    Crownline Banned at Members Request

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    You don’t want to stand in front of the sink naked using a straight razor on your face either. Fumbles happen.
     
    Crownline, May 15, 2018
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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    And don't fry tortillas naked either! LOL!
     
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    Crownline Banned at Members Request

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    Oh damn, lol.
     
    Crownline, May 15, 2018
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    The solution to your Back and Butt hair problem beckons.

    http://melphoto.com/assets/BlogFrame111.jpg
     
    Ddyad, May 15, 2018
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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    That reminds me of the scene from the movie Tommy, with all the needles...

    Does anyone remember that movie? He's a pinball wizard...
     
    HereWeGoAgain, May 15, 2018
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    Crownline, May 15, 2018
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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    I don't actually shave my butt. I just thought it would be a perk for the woman I wanted to shave my back. But she didn't seem to see the benefit... :confusion:
     
    HereWeGoAgain, May 15, 2018
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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    I told one woman that instead of shaving down in my groin area, I just have dreadlocks.
     
    HereWeGoAgain, May 15, 2018
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    SMW in High heeled Boots? [​IMG]
     
    MMC, May 15, 2018
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    Time for some Monkey Butt Powder.
    Or Anti Monkey Butt powder.
    There's even one in a Pink container for the Ladies.
     
    Foolardi, May 15, 2018
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    Will look for a clip on youtube

    Then there is this approach:

     
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    And for the brave few:

     
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    Good for you Smartie I hope you have a great time at the beach. Wish I were going to the beach.
     
    daisydotell, May 15, 2018
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    Damn, these delays are killing me. I expected to be starting up a new system this week but everything keeps getting pushed out. It makes it really tough when I have 100% of my time dedicated and then come to an abrupt halt. One day I'm making great money, the next day, nothing. And if I double book my time, of course I end up in trouble.

    I saw Stormy Daniel's boobs last night. LOL! They are what physicists have classified as Biggons. She is doing a commercial on the intro to porn videos.
     
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    Plastic will do that....

    "Porn star, screenwriter, and director Stormy Daniels has had a breast augmentation surgery done. Stormy's bust size is 36DD-26-36. She also goes by the name Stormy Waters or Stormy. Stormy's name represents the star's love of Mötley Crüe whose bassist Nikki Sixx named his son Storm. Stormy has appeared in many popular men's magazines including Playboy, Hustler, Penthouse, High Society, GQ, and FHM. In addition, Stormy has also written for FHM. "
     
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    She's done hundreds of porn videos as well. I was musing over the names one day; I esp chuckled at Revenge of the Dildos, or something like that.

    My sb was just showing me some tricks to identifying fake boobs. The biggest giveaway is that they are often way too perky for boobs so big.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    All this man hair talk is making me slightly nauseous. :psychoitc:

    HWGA, wouldnt it be easier to find a sb who likes hairy men? Surely all hot young women dont prefer hairless men.

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    Women wear bikinis at da beach. So I wish ya was going too. :lol:
     
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    Uhm you weren't by chance watching Scarlett Johannson as a Ghost in the Shell, were ya? :razz:
     
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