Smartie's Bar & Grill #69

Uh oh, you've been talking to the flat earth society again.

 

Why don't you just try { on a lark if need be } to Post like a
Man or even a Woman.
You post like some serial nutcase from a horror flick.
I guess you feel it empowers you or makes you seem Important.
Maybe even unique.
It does not.

 

Your point being...?

Just kidding. My sb is a very smart young woman working on her masters. But it takes a lot of work to find hot and smart. Sometimes you just have to settle for hot and suffer.

 

Wicked are those who plot and scheme against God's will, His righteous judgement will be upon them soon.

repent sinners, before it is too late.

is all

 

That's when you say "Sweetheart, it looks hopeless. You had better just come back to my place until the snow melts".

 

the force is strong in this one

 

Damn!!! I just saw that Ian Anderson was performing locally at a small venue not too long ago, and I missed it!!! Damn damn damn!!!

I was going to see him once. But he got sick and the concert was cancelled. Of all the rock stars I'd like to see, he is right at the top of my list.

Funny guy, in person he is a crotchety old sheep and fish farmer. But he gets on stage and turns into a wild man.

 

did you know many horror flicks in hollywood were directed by jews

 

It only took me 119 coffee dates and another 12 SBs to find another winner.

That's almost $2000 just in coffee/snacks and over 500 hours of date work. LOL!!!

I do what I call Excel dating. You should see my Excel sheets. For every one I met in person I probably contacted and talked with another 10 women. So add another 2400 hours or so of online work. But I finally realized the scientific method can be applied to all pursuits.

 

those appear to be high priced, cream of the crop, hookers.

when the tariffs and huge wall create upward pressure on wages, us poor high functioning retards will take whatever you geniuses leave behind.

 

I don't see hookers. I did for a time right after splitting with the ex wife, but the sb world is entirely a different animal... well if can be if you know what you're doing and put in the time and effort.

It's much like it was for me being married. I spoil them rotten and treat them like they're the most important woman on earth. The difference is I actually have a great sex life with young hotties. And they don't treat me like crap. If they start getting a tude like 13 did after about six months, I move on.

Seeing escorts is far too impersonal for me. And having sex by the hour is just insulting. It was okay when I hadn't been laid in ten years but that gets old fast. We have to be friends and care about each other or it doesn't work for me.

For example, it has been over three years since Number One left and we still talk by email. About a year ago we met for coffee to catch up in person. She still loves me and I still love her. But she needed to move on with a regular relationship. I always knew I couldn't keep her forever. I'm hoping I can see my current sb for years to come. She doesn't want to get serious with someone in the classical sense for at least 4 more years.

 

I have not maintained contact with the other SBs because they got mad when I dumped them. But I know how it can be when it's right and wasn't going to settle. What I have with 14 is pure magic. We love spending time together and the sex is amazing. We have that elusive special something when we're together and that is very hard to find. I hope we will be friends for the rest our lives [well, for the rest of my life] no matter how long it lasts.

 

that sounds about right

 

I need this for women who paint their toenails,

 

The other night I informed 14 that I had chance for a great opportunity but it required leaving the area. I passed because I don't want to lose her. I know one day she will need to move on. And that could happen next week. But I'm not walking away from this. I adore her far too much. And it's the absolute truth.

It is a fine balance. I know I can't make it about guilt. She can't feel obligated or trapped. She can't feel burdened. But at the same time, I know how special this is and want her to know how I feel. She feels the same way. She said she considers our relationship to be irreplaceable. Whewww! I was very glad to hear that. And that fact that she would say so means she doesn't feel threatened by it. And she has no reason to lie to me about it. She could have another sugar daddy with far more money than I have in a heartbeat. Plenty of men would jump at the chance to be with her.

As my best buddy says, I'm walking through a mine field with blinders on. But I learned a lot from my relationship with Number One. She can't start to think that I think this is forever. She has to know that she's free to move on when she needs to do so and not feel guilty about it. She has to know that I know I'm far too old for her and I haven't lost perspective. But I want her to know how special she is to me. It's a very tricky balance to maintain. But given the proper context, even a gorgeous young woman like her likes to be adored, even by a relatively old fart like me.

 

Or we could all just get along.

 

They are nasty little things and it seems like 500 of them get on you before you know they are there. It is an itching pain when they bite and they leave little white pimples. Anything that sits on the ground outside is liable to have them. Pick something up outside and they attack by the thousands.

 

Just kinda hard to see. And it seems like there are 500 on you before the first one bites. I got bit twice on the hand this morning. I have no idea where they came from.

 

Oh ya...I got bit picking this watermellon. Deep mulch gardening is paying off. I love to grow big stuff. I also grew some big sunflowers...but...the seedheads weren't that big. The largest was only 12 inches across. I grew them in Indiana 16 inches across. Funny...the goats don't seem to like store bought sunflower seeds...but throw a sunflower plant over the fence from the garden they eat them up. Seeds and leaves. They even chew on the stalks.

 

Don't Worry, Be Happy!