surely there has to be a Thanksgiving joke in this Turkey/Russia thing

Shooting bird turkey Thanksgiving? somebody womewhere needs to make the joke.

 

Nothin funny about it dude. Theres a dead Russian Colonel who was shot while he was trying to parachute out of a plane that now we learn did not get a warning. The Russians weren't in Turkey and they got no warning. The only "joke" I could make out of this is that the Russians ought to tear this Turkey's guts out from beak to ********, and then eat it raw.

 

I bet, the same people who laugh at every dead American or Israeli, laughs at your joke, too.

 

bollox, we make jokes out of everything.

But then I'm a Jew we make jokes about the holocaust

 

Comedy is tragedy+time. And thus the old saying, "Too soon."

 

Steve Harvey talking to Jerry Seinfeld explained this. No matter how bad the tragedy is comedians have the jokes ready that evening. But they can't use them right away.