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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    Yes you know you are getting old when that bouquet you had tattooed on your chest is now a bunch of long stemmed roses
     
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    Lol yes! I even had people compliment my overgrown roots thinking it was an intentional ombré hahaha! I was like, "no, no not intentional or an ombré, I am rocking the look of neglect, but thanks!" Lol
     
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    Since when does a woman have to be honest about such things? I suppose you're not 29 either.
     
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    No, I am in my 30's...
     
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    My sister claimed 29 until she took her oldest to college. Didn't think she could pull it off after that.
     
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    I was playing Solitaire the other day and this ad popped up.
    I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything as revolting! It’s a game where you squeeze blackheads in a foot!
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    So here's one from 2-3 decades ago. My dad told me this; I've never forgotten it.

    Dad tells 14 year old boy that it's time to experience sex. He gives the kid a duck and takes him to a whore house.

    Kid successfully barters sex for a duck.

    When it's over, prostitute says, "damn, kid, you're a natural. If I give you the duck back, would you do that again?"

    On the way home with the duck, a truck comes along and slams into the duck. Truck driver gives the kid $20 as restitution.

    Dad asks, "how did it go."

    Kid says, "not too bad - I got a **** for a duck, a duck for a ****, and $20 for a ****ed-up duck."

    Note: With the filters, the fun word will disappear, but, the cadence of the last line makes it a lot of fun.
     
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    Actually I do something similar... I pick mesquite thorns out of my and my wife's flip flops. .. very practical.. and entertaining! (lookey babe at the size of this one!)
     
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    Picking out prickles seems fairly laudable compared with greasy blackhead exudate.
    You’re brave to wear flip flops which pick up the thorns.
     
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    My wife left me because I am insecure
    No wait, she's back. She just went to get coffee
     
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