Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

I don't even know what that means. And btw the bus is empty.

 

My mother was a 16 yo virgin and my father planned to have me killed.

 

And I hung around with a bunch of guys, some of whom were sailors, and the only women in my life were my mother and a prostitute.

 

Do you think he’d be a republican?

 

LOL! Yeah right. Tell a Republican to turn the other cheek and they think its a gay thing.

Tell them to give up everything they have and follow Jesus and they think it's a tax and spend problem.

 

Once we were out on the boat fishing and I noticed a sand bar. So I jumped out of the boat and walked around a bit. For some reason they were all freaking out.

 

An old Booligal’s farmer’s dog goes missing and he’s inconsolable. His wife says “Why don’t you put an advert in Booligal Times?”

He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. “What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks.

“Here boy,” he replies.
(From the Melbourne Age)

 

Lord! Those Booligal farmers. He didn't even say the dog's name!

 

That reminds me of the Booligal Parachute - it opens on impact.

 

Booligal Sleeping Pills have to be kept in a sound-proof bottle... or you'll wake them up.

 

How do you know when you've been in Booligal?



Nobody knows!

 

Portable morgues are being sent to Florida to help manage all of the dead bodies resulting from DeSantis policies.

DeSantis just announced that is false. He says they are hot dog trucks.

Turns out they are portable morgues and hot dog trucks!

 

Soylent Green is people.

 

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Moi

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In Florida, you are more likely to be killed by the Governor's policies and rhetoric than by an alligator.

 

Alligator attack survivor, Florida.

https://www.wesh.com/article/gator-captured-after-attacking-biting-off-swimmer-s-arm/4444163#

It didn't kill her although that happens too.


Moi

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Q: What has three legs, five feet, and one arm?

A: The finish line at the Boston marathon.