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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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  1. Nonnie

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    The teacher asks the class, "What's sex?"

    Little Johnny got up and said, "Sex is a temptation, caused by a sensation where a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?".

    The teacher fainted.
     
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    BREAKING NEWS - The guy that invented the throat lozenge has died.

    There will be no coffin at his funeral.
     
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    In an effort to be politically correct and not to offend, the term Sugar Daddy will be renamed to Glucose Guardian.
     
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    Which letter is silent in the word Scent? The S or the C?
     
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    When you’re dressed all in black
    and some smart ass asks you who died,
    simply look around the room and say,
    “I haven’t decided yet.”
     
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    You can’t say that Hitler was bad through and through.

    He did kill Hitler, after all.
     
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    Chris Rock is my hero
     
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    Sorry, but he's as funny as a paper cut on ya bell end.
     
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    Just waiting for Hillary to announce her 2020 run today
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    It is April the 1st after all
     
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    The good thing about daylight saving is that our cars clock is right again.....

    This is so true for me at least lol
     
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    At least Kim Foxx can always do a show on Netflix when she loses her job.
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    Kim'll Fix it :)
     
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    It's going to get worse while trump is potus.
     
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    By the sewer he lived.
    By the sewer he died.
    They called it murder but it was sewerside.
     
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    Now that would really be tasteless!
     
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    Corn.
    http://www.c-o-r-n.net/len_talan.html
     
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    I don't know why my wife is always calling me a loser. I hold the record for the highest score ever attained on a police breathalyser.
     
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    They say If a tree falls in a forest and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?
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    Well I want to know if a feminist comedian does a stand-up gig and nobody laughs, should she make everyone a sandwich?
     
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    A mate of mine said to me. ”You know the Moon landings were fake.”
    ”You believe there's a Moon?” I replied.
     
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    Skully!

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    Skeletor Dog.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    The Scots invented hypnosis, chloroform and the hypodermic syringe. Wouldn’t it just be easier to talk to a woman?”
     
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