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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    Blaster3 Well-Known Member

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    Blaster3, Dec 25, 2019
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    Happy Christmas one and all, politics can wait a day.
     
    Liberty Monkey, Dec 25, 2019
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    Merry Christmas back atcher and to everyone.
     
    Sallyally, Dec 25, 2019
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    Happy environmental holocaust to you all.
     
    Montegriffo, Dec 25, 2019
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    StillBlue, Dec 25, 2019
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    politicalcenter, Dec 25, 2019
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    An ole SNL favorite when the
    writers had better drugs



    Worth The "Listen".



    ​
    Anyone know when :flagcanada: Christmas is?
    I mean their 4th of July is July 1 !
     
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    Moi621, Dec 25, 2019
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  8. Moi621

    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    A 5th grader from Alabama and a 5th grader from New York City
    got into a fight. Who won?


    The 5th grader from Alabama, because he’s 18 years old.


    <bada boom>​
     
    Moi621, Dec 25, 2019
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    If it weren't for expulsion I'd still be in 3rd grade.

    5 of my best years just wasted. :(

    4fingers.jpg
     
    BaghdadBob, Dec 26, 2019
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    Blaster3, Dec 26, 2019
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    Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villager that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.
    Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villager that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

    The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

    The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

    Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

    The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

    In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers; "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."

    The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

    They never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!

    Now you have a better understanding of how the cryptocurrency market works.
     
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    Liberty Monkey, Dec 27, 2019
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    Poor Liverpool.
     
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    Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
    Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.
    Patient: What happened?
    Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
    Patient: Give me the bad news first.
    Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
    Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?
    Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers
     
    Sallyally, Dec 27, 2019
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    Jestsayin, Dec 27, 2019
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    fyi, many of your posts won't allow non-members to view them...

    [QUOTE][B]403 forbidden[/B][/QUOTE]
     

    Attached Files:

    Blaster3, Dec 27, 2019
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    @Jestsayin

    I am a member and a "donor" too.
    all I see is
    funny brackets and IMG that uploads crazy

    And nothing I can do can make it open.
    Calling :pray: @Falena :worship:
    The Go To Person
    when we hit such "blocks".
    WE must believe or she won't reply.
    Or Are YOU one of those who didn't clap for Tinkerbell to live?


    Moi :oldman:




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    by non-members, it refers to the site from which the images were taken... not where they were posted to...

    it's why 'hotlinking' is always a bad idea... instead right click the image/meme & select 'view image', then take a 'selective' screenshot, then post your screenshot of it ;)
     
    Blaster3, Dec 27, 2019
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    JUDAS.
     
    Montegriffo, Dec 27, 2019
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    YOU don't believe in @Falena :worship:

    I bet YOU were the kid who didn't clap for Tinkerbell to live! :-/
     
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    Don't Believe In @Falena


    [​IMG]


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    Repent @Blaster3
    Grovel for forgiveness.
    She has powers we cannot access.
    Don't get banned
    ;)    ​
     
    Moi621, Dec 27, 2019
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    Capt Nice, Dec 27, 2019
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    Blaster3, Dec 27, 2019
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    Ah yes; yeah but!
     
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