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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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  1. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Sure will!
     
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    Remember Star Trek, and the alternate universe
    normal good Spock
    [​IMG]

    looked like his counter part in the
    Dark Universe except the chin beard & mustache.
    [​IMG]




    Where is our universe's Justin Trudeau?
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    Witness the Dark Universe version
    [​IMG]



    Moi :oldman:




    STOP :flagcanada:
    and their new leader.​
     
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    Heard some bloke on the bus today say "Tommy Robinson needs a bullet between the eyes"

    Bit OTT I thought, granted time team was a bit **** but he was brilliant in Blackadder
     
    Liberty Monkey, Jan 12, 2020
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    That's Re-open a Thunderdome of course there was that one time.
     
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    Yeah sure but it didn't have monkeys.
     
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    Monkeys with flame throwers.
     
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    I'd watch that
     
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    Only When you perfect the art of fishing and baiting hooks..
    Will you become a Master Baiter
     
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    An English athlete, a French athlete and a Russian athlete are all on the medal podium
    An English athlete, a French athlete and a Russian athlete are all on the medal podium at the 1976 Summer Olympics chatting before the medal ceremony. "Don't get me wrong" says the Englishman, "winning a medal is very nice, but I still feel the greatest pleasure in life is getting home after a long day, putting one's feet up and having a nice cup of tea".

    "You Englishman" snorts the Frenchman, "you have no sense of romance. The greatest pleasure in life is going on holiday without your wife, and meeting a beautiful girl with whom you have a passionate love affair with before returning home back to work".

    "You are both wrong" scoffs the Russian. "The greatest pleasure in life is when you are sleeping at home and the KGB breaks your door down at 3 AM, bursts into your room and says 'Ivan Ivanovitch, you are under arrest' and you can reply 'Sorry comrade, Ivan Ivanovitch lives next door'".
     
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    Benjamin Franklin and George Washington walk into a bar and sit down next to Trump.
    Franklin turns to Trump and says: "I do not believe you understand the value of liberty, my good fellow."

    Trump turns to Franklin and gives him a $100 dollar bill and says: "Of course I do. Money rules this world, Mr. Franklin. That's all I need to know!" Trump taps Franklin's portrait on the bill. "Now leave me alone!" Franklin scoffs at the gesture and walks out the bar.

    Washington is shocked and loudly exclaims: "Sir, you shall not simply buy liberty! Our country was founded on the notion that liberty ought not to be controlled by the purse! I would have you know..."

    Trump cuts off Washington after flipping through his wallet and says: "Who the hell are you?"
     
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    I miss Nonnie :(
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    I never really understood ''banned at members request''.
    I can think of lots of fun ways of getting banned for real.
     
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    'addiction'... first step is admitting you have a problem, when all else fails, ask the administrators to ban you...
     
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    Sure, I can understand why someone might want to be banned. I'm on two other similar sites myself and spend far too much time on all of them.
    I'm just sure I could get myself banned without asking for it and have fun doing it.
    Also asking to be banned seems a bit like leaving yourself room to return at a later date.
     
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    mr rogers true thoughts:
     
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    yep, all of those excerpts are from actual courtroom exchanges
     
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