Tasteless Humor

PF needs to add a Pubic Zone: Reserved for diks, nuts, and aholes.

 

Is this you?

 

A wealthy woman moves to America from France. She buys a large house and plans on having a large house-warming party with many distinguished guests. For the event she hires a famous artist to paint a picture to depict a moment in American history. She decides on General Custer’s last stand against the Indians. The painting was to depict what the American general was thinking the moment of his last battle.

He works feverishly on the painting and on the night of her party, his art is in the center of all the guests with a cloth covering it. Everyone draws their attention to the painting and he proudly pulls the cloth off the painting.

The guests gasps and scream when they see what is beneath. There are Indians having sex in every possible position, and even more bizarre is a large fish in the center of all the Indians with a halo over its head.

The French woman screams to the artist, "What is this? This is not what I asked for!" He replies, "Yes, it is. You asked me to depict what Custer was thinking during his last moments on earth. That was 'Holy Mackerel, look at all those ****ing Indians!"

 

National Security Adviser - Convicted Felon
Campaign Manager - Convicted Felon
Personal Attorney - Convicted Felon

How Republicans and so-called Christians drain the swamp.

 

It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”

It heads the world’s oldest top 10 joke list published by the University of Wolverhampton Thursday.

A 1600 BC gag about a pharaoh, said to be King Snofru, comes second — “How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.”

The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons — “What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before? Answer: A key.”

 

I meant the cartoonist with your name.

 

What do you call a Pharaoh who's a big sissy? Answer: A mummy's boy.

“A mummy is something that never stops giving.” – noted archaeologist

 

Ah. No, it's not my name and I can't draw!!

When my eldest son started to talk when he was little, he couldn't say his name Daniel. He used to say Nonnul, so we used to call him Nonnie.

 

What do you call a woman with one leg. I leane

what do you call a Japanese girl with one leg. I Reane

 

They both work as waitresses.
Do you know where?


IHOP



so old

 

What do you call a 3 legged donkey?

Wonkey.

What do you call a 1 eyed donkey?

Winkey

What do you call a 3 legged donkey with 1 eye

Winkey Wonkey

I'll get my coat.

 

So, every once in a while, you just have to laugh. Is it misogyny to attack Bianca? A hate crime?? Liberals, what say ye??

https://www.thewrap.com/rupauls-drag-race-star-bianca-del-rio-booed-called-jokes-rape-video/

 

I knew a rapist who was so good, the victim would climb on top.

 

Where did you learn to make ice cream
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Sundae school

 

What do you call a Russian prostitute
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Onya-bacya-bytch

 

New Divorced Barbie
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Comes with all of Ken's accessories.

 

I'm on a quest around the world to find Bigfoot.
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I'd originally set out to find a cheap energy supplier, but I decided to keep my goals realistic

 

The police claim I didn't pass my Breathalyzer. I know for a fact I did. It was in their car when I overtook it doing 130 mph.

 

A chicken farmer went to the local bar.

He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.

The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne."

"What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, " It is a special day for me. I am celebrating."

"It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.

"What a coincidence." said the farmer.

While they toasted, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant."

"What a coincidence," said the man. "I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."

"This is incredible," said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"

"I used a different rooster," he said.

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence."

 

A bloke walks into a bar with a salmon under his arm.
He says to the barman "Do you serve fish cakes in here"?
The barman replies "No, we dont"
The bloke says "That's a shame, its his birthday today"