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    How can you tell someone is a vegan?
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    Don't worry, they will soon tell you.
     
    Nonnie, Oct 14, 2018
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    This is so true lol, my vegan friend went proper whappy at me because I had a leather jacket when I was a veggie the fact I'd had it from when I was a meat eater was irrelevant. She made sure everyone else knew it as well.

    She hit me more times than any other woman ever has lol, very angry people but I would be without bacon ;)

    She would not be impressed with my bacon first policy I have since adopted lol.
     
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    According to my fitness armband
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    I've just masturbated 26 miles
     
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    I was banging this sexy lady on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!"

    Thinking back, I really should have ran, but you don't get offers like that every day!
     
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    Well, I thought getting a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant but apparently all it did was change the colour of the baby.
     
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    Daughter - Mom, is it true the baby comes out of the hole the penis went into?

    Mom - Yes dear, it will

    Daughter - Will the baby break my teeth?
     
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    Last night I was reminiscing of when I was young, I spent all of my time playing Xbox, watching porn and masturbating.
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    A lot has changed since then, I have a PlayStation now.
     
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    :roflol: 'Will you take this welterweight boxer to be your lawful wedded husband?' :mrgreen:
     
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    I wonder if that Coke she's holding is a Diet Coke? Probably is - I don't think they make any other Coke these days? I haven't heard 'I'll have a Coke.' for years.
     
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    How do you fit 47 lepers in a Volkswagen?
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    How do you get them out?
    Use Doritos.
     
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    OMG, yuck!
     
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    Four lepers were playing cards and one of them chucked his hand in.
     
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    Did you hear the one about the Russian Leper who was caught masturbating in the street?
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    Apparently it was a tip off ;)
     
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    I was driving into a tunnel late last night when I decided to slow down to 5mph. The queue of traffic behind me were raging and sounding their horns.
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    I wasn't taking any chances though, the car in front had a sticker saying "Princess on Board"
     
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    My doctor says I need to increase my water intake so I'm adding an ice cube to my whisky.
     
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    When I put my Chinese food on my lap, I realised it was undercooked. It started purring.
     
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    Remember if the wife/GF asks you does her bum look big in this?
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