The Left Doesn't Know They Are a Joke!

The left needs to stop being bitter and work with Trump.

 

My STATEMENTS (not questions) were crystal clear. Whether you choose to respond to them or ignore them is your choice.

I do not defend or oppose individual issues along party lines but I generally side with liberals.

 

Yes. You're absolutely correct. Peyton Manning Clint Eastwood and Robert Duvall are comic genius.

 

A laugh track is recorded and played so the audience knows whether to laugh or not. Real comedy died sometime ago. Now "comedians" are just mean and that isn't funny.

Steve

 

pathetic, petty flamebait thread.

obviously the Left is getting under someone's skin and really pissing someone off.

hence....relevency.

 

Spoken like a devotee of Saturday Night Live who has nothing better to do on Saturday night. They've certainly had better years in the past than now but I have better things to do than watch them.

Steve

 

sounds like SNL is getting under your skin.

if The Left is irrelevent, our words and actions wouldn't matter to you guys.

but we sting, we bite, you notice us, and we are relevent.

 

Oh for **** sake can we just agree to get rid of this stupid section of the forum? When was the last time someone actually posted something funny from any side?

 

Good for you. Enjoy it while you got it. Just be sure to catch who gets the last laugh.

 

irrelevant

 

When you have a swastika in your avatar, which we can all agree is not good, then you are transmitting your own hatred created by the fascist liberal media. No one is taking anything you say seriously. LOL

Steve

 

It'll be Trump.

 

How would they feel about the Nazis they fought so hard against, parading the swastika on the streets and mowing down people with cars?

 

"A Communist, a Muslim and an illegal alien went into a tavern," he said, pausing a beat. "And the tavern keeper said, 'What will it be President Obama?'"

1. Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.

2. Q: How do you confuse a Liberal?
A: You don’t. They’re born that way.

3. Q: Why is it good to have a Democrat passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

4. Q: What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.

5. A Democrat died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
“Ten dollars?” she said. “It only takes ten dollars to bury a Democrat? Here’s a hundred – go bury 10 of them!”

6. Q: How do you keep a Democrat busy?
A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.

7. Q: How do you keep a Liberal busy all day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to wait in the corner.

8. Q: What do you call a Democrat with an IQ of 130?
A: A foursome

9. Q: How do you get a one-armed Liberal out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.
10. Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals?
A: A whine cellar.

11. Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 Democrats.

12. Q: What is foreplay for a Democrat?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.

13. Q: What is the Democrat doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

14. Q: Why did the Liberal have blisters on his lips?
A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

15. Q: Why do Liberals work seven days a week?
A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.

16. A Democrat found a magic genie’s lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, “I will grant you one wish.” He said, “I wish I were smarter”. So the genie made him a Republican.

17. Q: What the difference between a Democrat and the rear end of a horse?
A: I don’t know either.

18. Q: How is a Liberal different from a sewer rat?
A: Some people actually like sewer rats.

19. Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer to walk in the dark.

20. Q: Why do so many Liberals live in L.A.?
A: It’s the only city that is easy enough for them to spell.

21. Q: What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Democrat parade.
22. Q: What is it called when a Liberal blows in another Liberal’s ear?
A: Data transfer.

23. Q: Why don’t they let Liberals swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can’t get the smell out of the tuna.

24. Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a Democrat.

25. Q: What’s the difference between a Liberal and a sack of manure?
A: The sack.

 

Brilliant, all of them.

 

Golden oldies and only the nouns have been changed to protect the innocent.

 

They never 'get it' until the dire consequences of their seriously flawed rationale actually come to fruition, then they become conspicuous by their uncharacteristic silence . . . until the next time.

 

I'm not sure what your stake is, if you are Australian as you represent yourself. But Obama wasn't disliked because he was scandelous. On the contrary, he always presented well - much better and more dignified than Trump. But he ran a dirty government that broke laws right and left in order to get his anti-middle class, anti-American agendas pushed forth. Most egregiously, he covered his agenda with a dust storm of racial tension which has never been so high in this country since the Reconstruction. For this, his voters turned their back on him and on his party.

They supported him... he did not support them.

 

How do you think all of us feel about it? Do you think you are special?

 

I disagree because I think they do know on some level that nobody takes them seriously. I think that's why they're becoming so violent.

 

Yes, is the answer to that question.

 

More of us voted Hillary than Trump.

 

Political correctness?

When a comedian like Bill Maher tweets a Jesus joke, the right goes insane. When Will Farrell planned on making a comedy movie about Reagan, righties went insane.

Talk about hypocrisy.

 

Nice spindango Bill Maher is the lefts biggest critic and many of his guest agree with him that "working a room of Liberals is ruining the art of Comedy", his own words.