Time for the country to split?

Discussion in 'Political Opinions & Beliefs' started by Terrapinstation, Nov 17, 2011.

  1. conBgone

    conBgone Banned

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    Only because he won the election! Bush the "uniter" severed the country, and once their Sambo target won that was all partisan cons needed to blow the country up and screw it for everybody.
     
  2. gamewell45

    gamewell45 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Me thinks your living in a fantasy world.
     
  3. junius. fils

    junius. fils New Member

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    Don't let the door hit you on your way out.
     
  4. Swamp_Music

    Swamp_Music Well-Known Member

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    Ridiculous! :puke: No Democrat President can be President of We the People, or the entire USofA because any Democrat must play the Class Warfare game right out of the pages of the Communist Manifesto, and Rules for Radicals. Any Democrat President must cannibalize one segment of the population (evil rich) and FEED it to their voters. :omg: That very fact divides this country! :puke:
     
  5. Terrapinstation

    Terrapinstation Well-Known Member

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    I agree with this dude's proposal.

    http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/a-divorce-between-conservatives-and-liberals/question-897567/

    DIVORCE AGREEMENT 2009

    THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A
    YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!!

    WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
    OUTSTANDING!

    Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists,
    Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:

    We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this
    latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.

    I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future
    generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two
    ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is
    right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk
    it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

    Here is a model separation agreement:

    Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass...each
    taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our
    two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be
    relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly
    divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate
    tastes.

    We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are
    welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU, and abortion clinics.
    Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the
    NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie
    O'Donnell...

    We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical
    companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved
    homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot
    Alaskan hockey moms and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you
    NBC and Hollywood.

    You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right
    to invade and hammer places that threaten us You can have the
    peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are
    under assault, we'll help provide them security.

    We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam,
    Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.,
    but we will no longer be paying the bill.

    We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can
    take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

    You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing
    doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a
    right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National
    Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute I'd Like to Teach the
    World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

    We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up
    poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our
    history, our name and our flag.

    Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like
    minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just
    hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR
    which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

    Sincerely,

    John J. Wall
    Law Student and an American

    P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand and Jane Fonda with you.
     
  6. micfranklin

    micfranklin Banned

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    So who's in charge of seperating everything and everyone?
     
  7. Til the Last Drop

    Til the Last Drop Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The liberal coasts are the most developed, but because all of middle America are conservative states, they would be ineffectual as a team, like the 3 little chunks of Palestine divided by main Israel. It would surely be war, with the conservative states being cut off from any sort of supply like the south was. However, the majority of the human capital the coasts would use would be minorities, and I don't see how vested they would be in such savage circumstances to protect and increase the wealth of a handful of white limo liberals and white cheese and wine republicans.
     
  8. maat

    maat Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Unfortunately, blood sucking liberal judges get appointed by blood sucking liberal politicians.

    Funny how many supreme court decisions are 5/4. Clearly, the Constitution is not being adhered to.
     
  9. maat

    maat Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Conservative free americans built the coasts, they left leaving the vermon behind.
     
  10. lizarddust

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    I thought America is already split.
     
  11. BuckNaked

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    The extremists mob mentality is definitely divided, but the country is broken. The best government corporate money can buy, and the corporate owned two party system is the problem. The people continue to allow them to destroy it's chances of ever recovering.
     

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