Top Pollster Finds 47% Say ‘Likely’ Democrats Stole Election

After four years of utter train-wreck politics the clutz still gets 70+ million votes and people are claiming the election was rigged?

If I were part of some secret cabal rigging the election the Dems would have seated 75 US Senators and won 450 EC votes but no, they made it look less fishy by winning by just enough that the prying eyes would lay off the evil Biden cabal and deliberately ham-stringed themselves from any chance of forming a functioning government by secretly arranging for the Senate to remain in GOP hands?

Brilliantly dastardley!

(Where's Mutley when you need him?)