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  1. RPA1

    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Again, that's your construct...not funny. Move the thread mods.
     
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    I don't know. A fart in a spacesuit could be funny if it happened to someone else.
     
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    That speaks volumes.
     
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    Is the party of Trump now the Pee Party?
     
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    I'd personally opt for "the Golden Party". Shinnier.
     
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    This morning, some people were asking how Trump expects to pay for the cost of health care if they undo Obamacare.

    It was decided that Mexico will pay for it!
     
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    I just keep thinking, if we end up watching videos of two escorts peeing on each other, with Trump watching and playing whack-a-mole, Hillary's emails are going to be looking pretty good!
     
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    Someone should tell Trump intelligence doesn't have to be a spectator sport.



     
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    '

    It sounds like he may be into some seriously disturbing spectator sports.

    Isn't it interesting that his middle name is.... John?
     
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    Yeah. Hmm. I don't think so! :omg:
     
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    Two fundamentally different approaches.



     
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    http://www.haaretz.com/us-news/1.764997
     
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    Terrible Chinese and great Taiwan with Trump's want to Diplomacy.

    - - - Updated - - -

    One of six interest in Pacific.
     
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    In his defense, that he did not hire hookers to pee on each other, Trump responded

    "I'm also very much of a germaphobe," Trump said. "Believe me."

    It is interesting to note that this sort of misdirection is a sign of dishonesty. .

    For example:
    Little Johnny, did you take that cookie?
    I'm not even hungry

    Providing an excuse as to why Johnny wouldn't take the cookie, as opposed to a simple denial. The need to justify the denial is the key.
     
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    the bigger problem is that in this case, Trump tends keep his eyes closed in the bleachers
     
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    Point is, nobody is going to forget about crooked Cankles Clinton. :) Stick a fork in her cuz she is DONE!

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    President Trump, say it. :laughing:
     
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    So did Pee-wee Herman.



     
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    - Vladimir Putin on Trump

    That is just too damn funny!!!
     
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    Trump is an upcoming President,
    who needs support of course but in POV non with accolades for now, but we will see later on.
     
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    http://www.npr.org/2017/01/21/51099...r-with-the-media-over-inauguration-crowd-size

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    Funny Trump didn't use that excuse. Spicer [WH press sec] said it was because of an optical illusion and magnetometers. Trump said that area was filled.

    Yes, he actually said it was an optical illusion!!! WHAT an idiot! Well, actually saying he's an idiot implies that he wasn't lying, which he clearly was.
     
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    :laughing: :laughing:

    My explanation is obviously the correct one. :D
     
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    The media went on and on about how much violence there was going to be, even stating it would be the biggest riot in American history, then boasts about how few people showed up. Liberals fake news isn't fooling the masses any longer. The liberal/communist party is becoming irrelevant and if they become more or less relevant, their actions are always the same, violence, anger and lies. Still can't figure out why the American people took all your power away? Keep up the great work.
     
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    You are talking complete nonsense. If anything, right-wing media hyped discontent. I didn't see any talk of violence on the so called left wing media [meaning the media not run by nuts]. And we did see the largest protest march in US history - with no violence.

    The only threats I heard from came from the nutty right.

    Do you people dream this stuff and then convince yourself its real?
     

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