Well, I can't replicate that here, but such monologues by German women speaking English can be, uh, highly detailed and rather alluring....
I greatly enjoy it a lot when people don't begin every single, stinking, damned sentence they speak with the word, "So...." It started out as a California thing, I think, around fifteen years ago, but people still do it -- and it just DRIVES ME NUTS!
You make a good point.... Spoken and written American-English has sunk to the level of 'the-lowest-common-denominator', indeed! Every German I know certainly speaks better English than 90% of American citizens, and that's the truth.
Every German you know, but that certainly hasn't been my experience. Of course it's been a while since I bounced around Europe, but The Netherlands seemed to have by far the higher percentage of English speakers who spoke excellent English.
I like Southern accents. New York accents. Jamacian accents. Is Ebonics considered an accent? Or is that a dialect?
I can’t answer that, but the wife and I have been watching a lot of English cop shows for a break from the sameness of US shows and social “box checking”. (except for “The Rookie”) And I find myself mystified as much by the slang and country jargon as the accents themselves.