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What will receive a female suicide bomber in Muslim Paradise as reward?

Discussion in 'Opinion POLLS' started by Ostap Bender, Jun 4, 2012.

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What will receive a female suicide bomber in Muslim Paradise as reward?

  1. 72 female virgins

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%

  2. 72 male virgins

    4 vote(s)
    57.1%

  3. I dunno

    2 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. Ostap Bender

    Ostap Bender Well-Known Member

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    Unfortunately there are too much female suicide bombers who want to get a Ticket to the Muslim Paradise with promised reward for their martyrdom. But what kind of reward they can receive, it is difficult to believe that they will be happy if they become 72 female virgins, except some of them are lesbians. Also, looks like 72 male virgins are due more to female suicide bombers. Or probably not, what do you think about, please vote and explain.
     
    Ostap Bender, Jun 4, 2012
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  2. Durandal

    Durandal Well-Known Member Donor

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    :D They probably just get to avoid being beaten for eternity.
     
    Durandal, Jun 4, 2012
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  3. Serfin' USA

    Serfin' USA Well-Known Member

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    Maybe this is a way for lesbian Muslims to enter their own paradise.
     
    Serfin' USA, Jun 6, 2012
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  4. raymondo

    raymondo Banned

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    You clearly do not yet know about the spiritual world and the way it operates .
    Otherwise you would not be asking that question .
    You are a young soul .
     
    raymondo, Jun 6, 2012
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  5. Ostap Bender

    Ostap Bender Well-Known Member

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    HaHaHa,

    I completely agree with you.
     
    Ostap Bender, Jun 6, 2012
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    MegadethFan Well-Known Member

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    Given the whole "72 virgins" stuff for men is total nonsense, I'd suspect it would really be the same - any "paradise" these nutters delude themselves into thinking they get.
     
    MegadethFan, Jun 15, 2012
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    freddy62 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The Prophet Mohamed said "all those who commit suicide will go straight to hell" & it does not matter if the suicide bomber is male or female they will go straight to hell.
     
    freddy62, Jun 16, 2012
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    Ok, someone has to ask the obvious. Are there not male virgins?

    ***going back in my corner now***
     
    Shangrila, Jun 16, 2012
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  9. Dan40

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    Dead is dead. There is no "paradise." We become fertilizer. No virgins, man, woman, or confused.
     
    Dan40, Jun 18, 2012
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    Munqi New Member

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    They go to a star trek convention.





    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
     
    Munqi, Jun 18, 2012
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    Libhater Well-Known Member

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    I see you read my underware bomber post over in the humor section as it dealt with the 72 virgins promised to male suicide yahoos.
     
    Libhater, Jun 18, 2012
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  12. Ostap Bender

    Ostap Bender Well-Known Member

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    Only atheists will became fertilizer, not believers in God.
     
    Ostap Bender, Jun 21, 2012
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  13. Dan40

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    Belief changes nothing. Your own bible told you the truth but you are afraid to see it. Dust to dust.

    Dead is dead,,,,,,forever.
     
    Dan40, Jun 21, 2012
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  14. mutmekep

    mutmekep New Member

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    In muslim heaven female bdsm crowd will get to be beaten with something bigger than a thumb , at last.
     
    mutmekep, Jun 22, 2012
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