The only place Satan lives, has ever lived, and ever will live is in the hearts and minds of people who believe he exists.
Satan should have his capital with the Fed. Printing money out of thin air, thereby stealing value from people who have worked and saved all their lives, would be right up his alley.
How about Ted Haggerd's old church he'd probably be welcome there. If not I'm sure any American catholic church would let him hang out with the priests, they share some same interests... like little boys.
You have to admit that those guys at least have the balls to admit that they are bigots and hatemongers! They don't try to hide it... They hate the sin and the sinner and say so right up front!
Looks like the poll numbers pretty well sum it up. The Obama's White House would be the most fitting for Hellish souls, with a second home in Vegas sounding about right.
Yet another example of the parochial perspective of many americans. why couldn't Satan reside in Islamabad or Mecca for the anti-muslims? Or perhaps in Jerusalem for jew haters AND muslim haters? Or North Korea? Or russia? Exactly where should an imaginary protaganist reside? Why obviously in one's mind. I am an agnostic atheist so don't believe in the boogieman or Satan.
Muslims, jews and asians dont fly around the globe dropping bombs on anything non- white that moves, jus sayin. You can pretend europeans dont murder around the globe on an unprecedented scale but you would be in denial.
Probably needs a mobile home to spend equal amounts of time in San Francisco, Chicago, New York, and DC...
I voted for the White House, but what I really meant was Washington, DC. The White House was the closest thing on the list (a Capital is supposed to be a city). I picked DC because I figured Satan wouldn't want to move his Capital from its current location.
It's called Sin City for a reason. Plus they already made a movie where he took over Las Vegas so it would be lore friendly.
