Woman uses obituary to say Brady innocent in 'Deflategate'

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  1. Don Townsend

    Don Townsend New Member Past Donor

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    http://news.yahoo.com/woman-uses-obituary-brady-innocent-deflategate-050326327.html

    I thought this was a great idea .What would you put in your OBIT or on your TOMBSTONE for people to read for eternity.

    On my TOMBSTONE( besides the usual stuff) it will read:
    9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB
    SANDY HOOK WAS A HOMELAND SECURITY CAPSTONE DRILL FOR GUN CONTROL
    THE BOSTON BOMBING WAS A FALSE FLAG HOAX & BETA TEST FOR MARTIAL LAW

    Try to come up with something original in your comments besides the usual.
    OFF YOUR MEDS
    WHERE'S YOUR TIN FOIL HAT
    YOUR A CONSPIRACY NUT
    YOUR NUTS OR CRAZY
    ETC.
     
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    That is going to be one pricey tombstone, Don Townsend. You better pre-pay for your funeral because your kids are not taking that chunk of change out of their inheritance.

    As for the Brady is Innocent woman, okay.

    On the off-chance I do die someday mine will be:

    "Clinton Created the Great Recession, Tom Hanks Was A Horrible Actor & All The Bat Man Movies Suck"
     
  3. perotista

    perotista Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    You free to believe what you will and to have what ever you want on your Tombstone. Mine will simply read, "Been There, Done That."
     
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    Steve N Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I work with TWO people who have the Denver Bronco's logo tattooed on their forearms. Takes all kinds.
     
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    Hey, I like that.

    People putting political psychobabble on their tombstones will create some entertainment in the cemetery for sure. Whoever is 6' under will probably hear the laughing.....

    No tombstone for me.....I'll be cremated.
     
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    Actually I will be too. But we were talking about what would go on your tombstone. My parents were both cremated and the ashes buried beneath their tombstone in the cemetery. So one can be both cremated and have a tombstone.

    As for my writing on the tombstone, I heard most people who are dying, on their death bed regret not having done this or not having done that. Not me, I will die with a smile on my face, been there and done that.
     
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    [video=youtube;bD1BbMAn_aw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD1BbMAn_aw[/video]
     
  8. Don Townsend

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    I just thought it was a cool thing to do .It's like blogging from the grave and in 10- 50 years when all the truth comes out eventually ,I can just hear some other old guy saying ,ya know that guy in the cemetery was right !!!!!
     
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    Here I lie broken hearted
    tried to (*)(*)(*)(*) but only farted.
     
  10. Don Townsend

    Don Townsend New Member Past Donor

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    At least on your tombstone you won't have to asterisks !
     
  11. perotista

    perotista Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    LOL, you're right of course. When I visited the town where I grew up outside of it. An uncle of mine and me would walk through the cemetery looking for graves of people we know and reading some of the things said on the Tombstones. Almost all were just names, but there were some sayings.

    As for the truth coming out eventually, I am not so sure about that depending on what one is talking about. There are still tons of things that remain classified that took place or happened during Vietnam and in the countries surrounding them. Even some things from WWII and that was 70 years ago.

    The thing is when stuff is finally learned or declassified by the government 20-30 years or more after the fact, no one pays any attention to it. For most people that is ancient history. So it may depend on what subject you are talking about and if people after a long time has passed, really care one way or the other.
     
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    If you Google Conspiracy Theories that turned out to be true ,the list is quite long and there were hundreds if not thousands of people involved and many of them were kept secret for decades ,so when you hear people say the Government couldn't have pulled that off there's too many people involved. I don't buy it. Let's suppose you were handed all the definitive information proving without a doubt that 9/11 was an inside job,but you were told if you reveal this information you or members of your family would be killed or at the very least you would be ruined financially or your reputation would be destroyed would you be a little hesitant about telling anyone. Besides who would believe you ,not the MSM ,they don't do investigative journalism any more they just spew out the official Government propaganda. There have been many people come forward with the truth about different things ,like
    astrophysicists that worked For NASA for over 30 years that testified to photo manipulation by NASA ,but what happens they're portrayed as kooks ,quite a deterrent for any potential whistle blowers. It may take a long time for the truth to emerge ,but I will be able to say ,"I TOLD YOU SO " . from the grave !
     
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    I think some are real and some are fake. I'm pretty sure that:
    1. NASA actually put man on the moon.
    2. Groom Lake is not hiding any aliens.
    3. Kennedy was shot by someone on the grassy knoll.
    4. Crop circles are made by artistic farmers with a sense of humor.
    5. Planes crashed into the Twin Towers
    6. Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite.
    7. Michelle Obama is not transgendered.
    8. Fort Knox is full of gold.
     
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    "Well, that was a novel little break with non-existence."

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    If your gonna put all that on your tombstone you'll need a bigger piece of granite than mine.
    1. Agree but some of the PR photos were taken of the MOCK UP !
    2. I believe there's evidence of the Roswell crash there or else where.
    3. Agree there and maybe another location, but Oswald never fired a shot. He barely qualified as a marksman ( the lowest qualification) .Only one expert in history was able to duplicate the shot from the book depository and it took him 3 tries without the pressure of shooting at the POTUS . what assassin leaves his weapon leaning against the wall with his brass on the floor .PAA LEEZEE ! He was a PATSY just like he claimed !
    4.Some of the crop circles are too elaborate and have been unable to be duplicated by man in a reasonable time frame and accurately.
    5. No comment at this time
    6. Hadn't heard that one.
    7. Her shoulders sure are broad.
    8. Some ,but the majority of our Gold reserve is elsewhere.
     
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    Although I believe 9-11 being an inside job highly improbable, there are other ways. FDR who was itching to get the U.S. involved in WWII knew the Japanese were going to attack somewhere with the Philippines, Wake Island, Guam and Hawaii being the possible targets. What he did was let it happen and thus we had Pearl Harbor and our entry into WWII.

    Then there was the secret war in Laos which was kept from the American Public for 7 or 8 years. One would expect other countries to spill the beans especially the ones we were fighting there. The North Vietnamese, the Pathet Lao, Royal Laotians, the Red Chinese, the USSR and others. But they didn't as it suited them also, it was a case where keeping it secret benefited all concerned.

    But it did become known. Today no one gives a care, even if you are right, do you think 20, 30 or more years from now in the distant future anyone will care or even bother to correct the history books? Does anyone care that FDR may have let Pearl Harbor happen today? No.

    There is an old saying about these things. "When the legend is overturned by the truth, Print the legend."
     
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    Actually, I will probably be cremated.

    1. You are wrong about Oswald. In December 1956 he scored a 212, which is Sharpshooter. It is also just 8 points below expert (220 to 250).
    http://www.maryferrell.org/showDoc.html?docId=45#relPageId=312

    2. The math doesn't work. The amount of energy needed to fold space to get here is beyond imagination. To make a warp bubble just for something the size of two Harley Davidsons you would need 65 exajoules. That's like the total energy consumed by our country for a whole year. And that's just to move a half a ton. Imagine trying to move a spaceship like on Star Trek. You would need the energy of an entire galaxy. There is a really good reason why Einstein didn't spend a ton of time working on Einstein Rosen bridges beyond the theoretical. And here is something else to ponder - the earlier galaxies in our Universe didn't have the elements we have in our solar system. Our solar system is the result of many supernova's and new galaxies being formed from those remains. So we didn't exactly have 13 billion years to get visited. And then you factor in distance, and the fact that there are like 300 billion galaxies, with 200 million stars in each galaxy. So the idea that some intelligent life form could pick our stupid little star and then even hit during the 200 or so year window that we were even smart enough to know what a being from another planet was - man that's like some astronomical odds that border on impossibility.

    3. I thought everyone knew Jamie Lee Curtis was a tranny. It's even on snopes somewhere.
     

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